I think I'm in love with @Ethereal. Ever since I've come here all I'd do is slowly rub my dick to his posts. Sometimes I'd grab my big black ball that I named Jimmy, and shove it in my ass.
Sure, it hurt like hell. But the thought of him inside me made me cum faster than anything else.
I've setup a shrine and even wrote hundreds of love letters to him. Never sent one out, because I'm too afraid of rejection. Although late at night I try to find out where he lives so I can send him some of my cum and litter it with my pubic hair.
And when I'm in the shower I take a bottle of my best shampoo, take the lid off, and squirt it all in my ass. You know, to make me feel like his dick was exploding inside me.
I dream about him everynight, and picture myself taking it from him deeper and harder every night. My asshole has begun to bleed rapidly because I fuck myself so much. I've even gone to the extent of getting a big hard dildo and just slamming it in my ass.
Oh baby. I made this thread, hoping you'd accept my love and call me your own. I hope you accept my love, and I'll PM you my address so you can come over later. Maybe make my dreams come true.
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-2k rep ~i did it
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-get mod ~i did it