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    I need a few dirty funny jokes

    I need a few dirty funny jokes Hit me up
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    Look around at your house.

    That's a pretty good joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuggs. View Post
    Look around at your house.

    That's a pretty good joke.
    you suck ==''
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    So a CS walks into a bar…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    So a CS walks into a bar…
    school canteen .
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    Quote Originally Posted by FMDSatan View Post
    school canteen .
    Noooooo... Add more to the joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    So a CS walks into a bar…
    And doesn't suck any cocks.
    Last edited by Colourful; 07-15-2013 at 09:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    And doesn't such any cocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    Was that aimed at my spelling mistake or my fail joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    Was that aimed at my spelling mistake or my fail joke?
    It's the "shocked face" meme. CS not sucking doodle is shocking!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    It's the "shocked face" meme. CS not sucking doodle is shocking!
    Most CS don't suck doodle though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    Most CS don't suck doodle though.
    Meh, they do kiss a lot of ass though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post


    Meh, they do kiss a lot of ass though
    Most of 'em like insulting Arun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    Most of 'em like insulting Arun.
    Never insult the Rat King! Bad things happen to you!

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