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    Quote Originally Posted by Domokun_index View Post


    I wondered why you had two vehicles. That's was the extent of my interest.
    You also showed your interest in my age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post


    You also showed your interest in my age.
    k.
    /end convo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domokun_index View Post


    k.
    /end convo.
    next time you shouldn't act like a 10 year old twat and maybe i won't make you look stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post


    next time you shouldn't act like a 10 year old twat and maybe i won't make you look stupid.
    oh mai fucking gawd tell me this in inbox instead of spamming posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domokun_index View Post


    oh mai fucking gawd tell me this in inbox instead of spamming posts.
    I have no interest in sharing a private conversation with the likes of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post


    It's actually an email draft to send to job listings on craigslist.
    Can you explain how it is poorly written?
    Well for one, it's way too formal and like I said before, you're putting in completely irrelevant information. I'm still having a hard grasping what you're sending out. You say it's a resume yet you really didn't put anything on it and it sounds like you're pretty much begging for a random positions on various listings...that being said...

    To Whom it May Concern:


    I am very interested in the entry level position as a(n) __________ that your company is currently offering. My passion to pursue a career in ___________ (I'd probably say computer science) has only grown over the years and has allowed me to gain the necessary experience that would make me a perfect candidate for this position. I have several years of experience in numerous programming languages as well a solid background in overall computer knowledge. My qualifications/skills as as followed:


    - Can work independently as well as with other team members
    - Eager to learn and can take on new concepts well
    - Can develop software and applications to the end user efficiently in SQL, Python, HTML, and Java
    - Excellent problem solving and analytic skill set

    I am currently on course to earn my MCSA-SQL certification within the next _____________ (period of time goes here). I have several forms of reliable transportation that will allow to me to arrive at the workplace on time and on a consistent basis.

    I do believe that my unique skill set and eagerness to get my foot in the _______________ (field of work you want to get into. computer science is acceptable once again) world all make me a good fit at your company. Feel free to call me at: (XXX) XXX-XXXX or email me at: XXXXX@XXX.com if you have any questions.


    Best regards,


    _________________ (name goes here)
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickeninabiskit View Post

    Well for one, it's way too formal and like I said before, you're putting in completely irrelevant information. I'm still having a hard grasping what you're sending out. You say it's a resume yet you really didn't put anything on it and it sounds like you're pretty much begging for a random positions on various listings...that being said...

    To Whom it May Concern:

    I am very interested in the entry level position as a(n) __________ that your company is currently offering. My passion to pursue a career in ___________ (I'd probably say computer science) has only grown over the years and has allowed me to gain the necessary experience that would make me a perfect candidate for this position. I have several years of experience in numerous programming languages as well a solid background in overall computer knowledge. My qualifications/skills as as followed:


    - Can work independently as well as with other team members
    - Eager to learn and can take on new concepts well
    - Can develop software and applications to the end user efficiently in SQL, Python, HTML, and Java
    - Excellent problem solving and analytic skill set

    I am currently on course to earn my MCSA-SQL certification within the next _____________ (period of time goes here). I have several forms of reliable transportation that will allow to me to arrive at the workplace on time and on a consistent basis.

    I do believe that my unique skill set and eagerness to get my foot in the _______________ (field of work you want to get into. computer science is acceptable once again) all make me a good fit in/at your company. Feel free to call me at: (XXX) XXX-XXXX or email me at: XXXXX@XXX.com if you have any questions.

    Sincerely,

    _________________ (name goes here)


    Wow that is truly great. Thanks for your advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    There's absolutely nothing wrong with owning more than one car. I know heaps of guys who own 2, 3 or even 4 cars all registered and insured under their own name. It's crazy, but sometimes people buy cars for different uses. It's shocking I know.
    Dat rejo cost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plutonsvea View Post
    Dat rejo cost.
    Meh, some people have enough money and think it's a worthy sacrifice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post


    Wow that is truly great. Thanks for your advice.
    I highly suggest using what he posted.

    Good luck on getting the job you want!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    Meh, some people have enough money and think it's a worthy sacrifice.
    I scoured craigslist listings for great deals from private sellers until I found what I wanted for the price I wanted, I picked up my KLR650 for only $1000, and I could sell it any day for at least double that. I didn't go buy a brand new motorcycle and a car, I did the same thing with my car too, it was only $1300. Both in fantastic condition, and yesterday I actually purchased an entire 3" lift kit to replace my old suspension. I make about $950 a month and I can manage this no problem, and $950 a month isn't even very much when I'm 18 I can get a job making $500 a week right away.

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    Whores don't need resumes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k0mrade View Post


    I scoured craigslist listings for great deals from private sellers until I found what I wanted for the price I wanted, I picked up my KLR650 for only $1000, and I could sell it any day for at least double that. I didn't go buy a brand new motorcycle and a car, I did the same thing with my car too, it was only $1300. Both in fantastic condition, and yesterday I actually purchased an entire 3" lift kit to replace my old suspension. I make about $950 a month and I can manage this no problem, and $950 a month isn't even very much when I'm 18 I can get a job making $500 a week right away.
    Exactly, if I hadn't blown all my money on wasteful stuff I'd have at least 2 cars (1 for daily driving and towing and one for show/track). People who manage their money well and do research can easily afford to have as many vehicles as they can manage. That goes for anything else as well not just vehicles.

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