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    I crushed a kitty, I liked it.

    Last night I was exercising around 1am on my bicycle. Put in about 8miles when I hit a random cat.

    Saw the cat run off but it either lost it's tail or is a paraplegic cuz I definitely ran over something...





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    ​Naw, them fucker's limbs are resilient as shit.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
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    Synapses fray,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
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    How could you like cutting it's tail off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Naw, them fucker's limbs are resilient as shit.
    Depends on where he hit it.

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    Good damn all cats.

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    At least it wasn't a dog. (Depends on the dog) I would have been sad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjaian13 View Post
    At least it wasn't a dog. (Depends on the dog) I would have been sad...
    Lol if you hit a dog with a bike it would probably attack you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post


    Justice for kitty!
    LOLOL this made me laugh so hard.
    the agony of death surpasses love.

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    Thank god you are not in Egypt or else the kitties will rape your face instead of running

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horror View Post
    I'll crush you next time
    Impossible.
    The density of fat is too great for mortal beings to compress.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
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    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    LOLOL this made me laugh so hard.
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