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    I crushed a kitty, I liked it.

    Last night I was exercising around 1am on my bicycle. Put in about 8miles when I hit a random cat.

    Saw the cat run off but it either lost it's tail or is a paraplegic cuz I definitely ran over something...





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    ​Naw, them fucker's limbs are resilient as shit.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
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    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    How could you like cutting it's tail off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Naw, them fucker's limbs are resilient as shit.
    Depends on where he hit it.

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    Good damn all cats.

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    At least it wasn't a dog. (Depends on the dog) I would have been sad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjaian13 View Post
    At least it wasn't a dog. (Depends on the dog) I would have been sad...
    Lol if you hit a dog with a bike it would probably attack you

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    Poor kitty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post


    Justice for kitty!
    LOLOL this made me laugh so hard.
    the agony of death surpasses love.

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    Thank god you are not in Egypt or else the kitties will rape your face instead of running

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horror View Post
    I'll crush you next time
    Impossible.
    The density of fat is too great for mortal beings to compress.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
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    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallenking112 View Post
    LOLOL this made me laugh so hard.
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