MPGH is actually ran by the illuminati and dave and all the minions on here are big time money people who have 99% of their money sitting outside of murica so they aren't labeled as being in possession of that much currency.
Dave spent all of MPGH's money on a lifetime supply of cake deliveries. Donators keep the site alive now!
What i`m hearing is: "The donors control mpgh. Dave is just the front man between us and the people"
so donors = illuminati
Always coming evermore through the darkness i adore
Never slowing never waning
Always chasing always preying
Upon those who doth have power
those whose minds are strong
Never again shall it rest,
for it has tasted fear