Q. How long does it take an Arab woman to take out the trash?
A. Nine months.
LOL, that was good
here are some more :P ( all arab )
Q. How do you say "Alice in Wonderland" in Arabic?
A. Fatima in the house.
Q. What do you call two Arab guys in front of a trash can?
A. A family portrait.
Q. What do you call two Arab guys and two Arab girls in front of a trash can?
A. A night-club.
Q. Who invented the triathlon?
A. The Arabs, because they begin by foot, swim over, and go back on bike.
An American man, a French guy, and an Arab are all on a plane. Suddenly the pilot comes over the PA and says the plane is going to crash if they don't get rid of some unnecessary weight. The American takes a huge bag of hamburgers out of his suitcase and tosses it out the window, saying "Not a problem, I've got plenty of these where I come from." The Arab guy somehow produces an entire barrel of oil and tosses it out, saying "Not a problem, I got plenty of this where I come from." The French guy thinks things over for a minute, then grabs the Arab and throws him out the window.
Q. What's the difference between a run-over dog and a run-over Arab?
A. There's usually skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. What's the difference between E.T and an arab?
A. ET eventually went home.
Q. What's the one thing an arab would never get?
A. A job.
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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.