A meager cocksucker don't have enough of a spine to do something as distasteful.
But you know, down the line while you're mouthing my barrel and I pull out your teeth and nails, you'll just remember this.
Pretty stupid thing you done. You've cut the cats nail too far into the root of the nail. Imagine someone peeling your big toe-nail back all the way, that's a good example of what your cat feels. Take it to the vet
Your cat has angered God and He has caused the infection. I recommend removing all four of your cat's paws immediately and replacing them with office chair wheels. This will remove the infection and shows God the cat is sorry for it's sinful behaviour. It also means your cat can skate itself around with wheels, which is pretty cool.