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Chat ID: 1794233. Question: Provider: Just Host - My Domain is: "Not specified." Starting a domain and such.
Thank you for contacting Justhost sales. How can I help you today?
I'm looking to get a domain and hosting started
Hello, are you there?
Yes, I am here.
Do you have some questions about our services before you sign up.
What is the going rate on hosting+a domain?
Like how much am I gonna pay.
Our hosting prices are as follows :
12 months = $84.30 ($6.95 per month = 30% discount)
24 months= $142.80 ($5.95 per month = 40% discount)
36 months= $178.20 ($4.95 per month = 50% discount)
48 months= $141.60 ($2.95 per month)
You also have the option to pay monthly for $11.99 per month.
You get 1 free domain name for 1 year when you sign up for hosting.
Daum, that's not too bad for 4 years.
After the free year, the domain is $14.99 per year.
If I buy the 48 month one, how many domains can I get.
Can I have multiple domains on one host?
Yes, you can host as many domains/sites as you want on 1 account.
To purchase additional domains, the cost is $14.99 per year.
Well have you heard of that guy Gabe Newell from Vavle?
I'm trying to start a gaming thing like him
So I might need a few domains
I haven't heard of him.
Oh wow, alrighty then
Are there restrictions on domains?
Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net"
Yes, that is perfectly fine. You can have any domain name you want. It's the content on your site that we have rules for.
Awesome, ok so
What is the DDoS protection on your hosts?
Like, is my site going to be easy to get hit offline?
We protect up to 10GB on our shared servers.
Alright, thats awesome
There's this internet gang called the Criptonet out for me
They're like the Crips in real life
just on the web
ok so, what are my content restrictions
Adult content, weapon sales, pharmaceutical sales, gambling sites, and no drug/narcotic sites.
Now, is adult content classified as nudity, or is like swearing and stuff ok.
Cause we're both adults here, a bit of sailor here or there wont hurt nobody.
Swearing is fine. When I say adult content, I mean pornography, nudity, adult toy sales, etc.
So only full nudity? What about swim suits and stuff
Swim suits are totally fine. If you don't mind, may I be frank?
You can have naked women even, as long as the nipples and other private areas are blurred out.
Lingerie and swimsuits are perfectly fine.
Cause spongebobsbutthole.net is clearly not child friendly.
Yes, alrighty then we're getting close to the end
What are acceptable payment methods
Can I pay you guys in jars of pennies?
We accept Paypal and credit card payments.
Ah, so no pennies huh.
Damn, all these pennies are going to waste
All I do is throw them at driving cars
Alright, let's be serious here.
That sounds fun. I'm gonna have to teach my son what to do with the useless pennies we have now.
Ok, back to business.
Most people hang up or close after I ask about spongebobsbutthole.net
You are definenetly an awesome employee
Why thank you.
Keep up your sense of humor.
Thanks for the awesome content.
You're very welcome. Hey, spongebobsbutthole.net is available, by the way.
I would hope so
See ya later buddy
Have a great weekend!
Top fucking lel.
This guy was really good.
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