I would, but I can't even look myself in the fucking mirror.
Girls seem to like me, don't know why as I do a horrible job at almost everything, oh wait, make that EVERYTHING.
Except being a jerk, I'm good at that.
Will post a picture at some point, I'm working towards it, I'm incredibly unphotogenic.
"“Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.” .” I was Martin Johnson
Moderator - October 2016 Other MMORPGs Minion - August 2016 Minion+ - April 2016 Runescape Minion - March 2016 Official News Team Editor - March 2016 Official News Team Interviewer - March 2016 Official News Team (Global News) - February 2016 AVA Minion - November 2015 Minecraft Minion - October 2015 Realm of the Mad God Minion - July 2015 Official Publicist - April 2015 Official Middle Man - April 2015
Resigned - March 2015 Official News Team Freelancer - December 2014 Official Middle Man - November 2014 BattleOn Minion - October 2014 Minecraft Minion - October 2014 Minion+ - August 2014 Steam Minion - May 2014 Runescape Minion - March 2014 Donator (Thanks to Jov!) - March 2014 Official News Team Interviewer - February 2014 Realm of the Mad God Minion - January 2014 Official Middle Man - December 2013 Realm of the Mad God Manager - September 2013 Realm of the Mad God Editor - July 2013
My current, long term goals.
-2k rep ~i did it
-100k profile views
-get mod ~i did it