Step 1: Buy Chloroform
Step 2: Kidnap their daughter/son
Step 3:Keep them in your basement and constantly remind them about how ugly and fat they are
Step 4: Blackmail the neihboors and say you planted bombs in their anuses @ night and u have their kids
Step 5:Rape the children
Step 6:Call parents and tell very detailedly of ur rape.
Step 7: Wait for Call
Step 8: Profit
Worked for me.
"Queria ser como os outros
E rir das desgraças da vida
Ou fingir estar sempre bem
Ver a leveza
Das coisas com humor..."
If ya don't want to get arrested just when they are partying or sleeping after being wasted just piss in their cars and leave some heavy bricks in driver seat or in some place which would slow down their cars
Shit senders - Seems legit to me
Last edited by Legendary_Tomasz; 08-17-2014 at 03:39 PM.
Some new neighbors recently moved in and they're being an extreme prick. Talked to them a few times yet they keep annoying me.
What's something I can troll them with that would actually piss them off? Nothing generic like sending the pizza dude there. (Note, they're across from me, not next to me)
There's a few things you can do.
1. Get in their house with a bag of prawns/shrimps, and stuff them into a curtain rail or somewhere they won't find them. What a stinker!
2. Take a piece of fish and stuff it down the settee/suite chair when they are not looking.
3. Buy the local papers and fill in all the junk mail and free stuff so they get tons of mail.
4. Drop some cockroaches in there house.
Do the police seriously respond to calls like that?
I believe there was something that made them technically have to do something, but they didn't. They just told them to try and keep off her bad side, as she apparently calls all the time about the most stupid shit.