A self-confessed Kim Kardashian fan has spent more than $156,000 on plastic surgery to look like his idol.
Jordan James Parke is a British makeup artist who fell in love with the reality TV star after watching an episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”
“I love everything about Kim,” Parke said to The Sun.
“She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”
The 23-year-old’s had more than 50 cosmetic procedures to transform himself into a Kim lookalike, including Botox, lip fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal.
This dumb mother fucker looks like Xerxes from 300 with some gay ass lips :V
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
enjoying one moment at a time;
accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
that I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
forever in the next.