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    Man arrested for getting high on weed / sucking horse pepe

    http://www.thenorthwestern.com/story...orse/20645387/

    WAUSAU – A Wausau man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality.

    Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping, according to court records.

    On Wednesday, Marathon County sheriff's deputies were sent to a barn in the town of Wausau, where they found Kreft near a horse, according to court documents. Kreft was wearing a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas, according to court documents.

    He told deputies after he was arrested that he went to the barn and performed oral sex on the horse and tried to arouse the horse with his hand, according to court documents. He said he had viewed "horse pornography" before the incident.

    Deputies also found a blue and red glass pipe often used for smoking marijuana and a jar of petroleum jelly.


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    i really didnt need to kno that someone did this while high lol.
    THought u could only get arrested for possession.
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    "i smoked weed and now i smoke horse dick"?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    "i smoked weed and now i smoke horse dick"?
    ajajajajjajaja loled irl
     
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    >tfw rare pepe maymay usage
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    >tfw rare pepe maymay usage
    Post more rare pepes, I only have 11,999 rare pepes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectricBoogaloo View Post


    Post more rare pepes, I only have 11,999 rare pepes.
    Naw, if I share them they become less rare.
    I'm hoarding them for the great pepe crash of 2015, where I'll be fine with my safeguarded vault of over 15,000 pepes (3,000 never before seen).
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Naw, if I share them they become less rare.
    I'm hoarding them for the great pepe crash of 2015, where I'll be fine with my safeguarded vault of over 15,000 pepes (3,000 never before seen).
    Impossible, only 14,000 rare pepes are said to exist, possessing all 14,000 is impossible, nevermind 15,000.

    Those 15,000 pepes will be mine.


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    clicked on title for pepe was not dissapoint


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