That's a typo my friend I believe you meant to say.
"Hm, no thanks. I'd rather have my boyfriend fuck me because I'm not exactly sure how a man can fuck himself..."
No sorry kiddo, unlike you and most of the children on here, I take pride in having a girlfriend because I'm not ashamed to be straight. Now, if you try and even use that thing you have in your head (it's called a brain just so you know) you might just learn that unlike 1/3 of MPGH I don't fake anything, nor do I pretend.
Oh and Slipknotn209,
By my calculations your 345 LBS you sit in a chair all day and flame people for no apparent reason.
In 4-5 years you will die eating a pie in one bite.
They will cremate you and your ashes will fill up a small car.