do as much drugs as you can.
try to save money too, for dinner tonight, just eat from a dumpster behind a diner.
dont waste tissues, just use already used ones, or even better, toilet paper from the trash can in your bathroom.
turn the heat up as high as possible in your room.
wear winter clothes.
sit in room for approximately 37 minutes.
go on your roof and do jumping jacks for approximately 12 minutes.
put in a banana peel, used tissues, and a sock in a blender, drink that.
get back to me after you've done those things.