So me and a few mates were chilling out in a park near my place on Saturday night smoking a few cones, drinking a couple beers.
After about an hour my mate rings up his mate to organise some caps, the guy shows up, my mate gets 4 off the dude and hands them to me and tells me to hang onto them.
About an hour after the guy leaves the fucking Po Po show up in an undercover car, so by the time we noticed them it was too late for us to run anywhere, then my mate looks and me and reminds me I have 4 fucking caps in my pocket, tells me to get rid of them, I was thinking about throwing them but I didn't just in-case the cops saw me throw the bag, then we would have been fucked, so instead I sneakily take all 4 of them, boy did I fuck up. The cops searched us, gave us a canabis warning and left, by this time I am tripping so fucking hard.
Then my mate says to me "Oi bro lets go watch Avengers"
I should have said no, but all that came out was "fuck yes"
Worst decision of my life, I have never been so scared in all my life, every time something loud would happen, out cinema chairs would like vibrate, I thought it was a fucking earth quake.
So yeah that's the story of my night pinging my head off.
Happened to me before...was getting ready to do some coke so I take a fatass chunk out of my sack, and start breaking it up when all of a sudden a police SUV pops up behind me and my drunk ass friends. I didn't want to waste what I broke up so I fucking licked the whole plate clean and threw it in the car and threw the sack in the hood of the car..it was like half a gram out of the sack (3grams) and I walked out to talk to the cop to tell him we would keep our music down (they came for a noise complaint) and my fucking heart beat was insane..haha...if it wasnt for my drunk friends getting all the attention outside the car, I wouldve went to jail that night lol.
drinking and smoking at your local kiddies park. That sounds too cool for me..
Why not do this shit at home dumb cunts?
Because maybe some of us don't have the luxury of being able to smoke at home, like seriously take the stick out your ass and consider that not every human being on this planet is circumstantially equal to you.