I was playing MM with some friends, one of which was a smurf (normal SMFC on eagle acc). Smurf guy was pretty much shitting on the other team, and they were all whining and complaining about it, calling him a hacker, etc. This guy though REALLY went out of his way to insult everyone. Called us all faggots, shitties, etc. every single fucking round
I decided to check his profile, and found out he was Dabe's long-lost brother, so we kept making fun of him in game. At one point he said he suffered from a condition called big dick syndrome; i asked him what vag felt like, and he said "mushy like cottage cheese".
After the match, we had some time to kill so i gave the link to some friends and told them to call him fat, mad, etc.
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