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    Read this!

    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
    headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You
    have a very rare condition, which causes your balls to press
    on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
    The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
    balls."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
    live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the
    first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
    important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
    realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a
    new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thoug ht, "That's what I
    need... a new suit."
    He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
    suit."
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size
    44 long."
    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
    Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself
    in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
    Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
    eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?

    "Been in the business 60 years."
    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
    comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about
    some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
    The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

    Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was
    18 years old."

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size
    34 would press your balls up against the base of your spine
    and give you one hell of a headache."

    New suit - £400
    New shirt - £36
    New underwear - £6
    Second Opinion - PRICELESS

    Hack in AVA or you get like this guy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILoveFatKids View Post
    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
    headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You
    have a very rare condition, which causes your balls to press
    on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
    The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
    balls."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
    live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the
    first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
    important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
    realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a
    new beginning and live a new life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thoug ht, "That's what I
    need... a new suit."
    He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
    suit."
    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size
    44 long."
    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
    Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself
    in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
    Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
    eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

    Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?

    "Been in the business 60 years."
    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
    comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about
    some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
    The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

    Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was
    18 years old."

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size
    34 would press your balls up against the base of your spine
    and give you one hell of a headache."

    New suit - £400
    New shirt - £36
    New underwear - £6
    Second Opinion - PRICELESS

    Hack in AVA or you get like this guy!
    enjoy perma -ban

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    this might be lil bit funny >.>

    but still its spam, epic spam if not even shameless spam >.>

    btw... what the fuck is the meaning of this shit ??
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    Acc generator ijji/trashmail.de up and running - not released

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    Quote Originally Posted by tosh102 View Post
    enjoy perma -ban
    Yes he will get perm banned

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    im happy! becouse i dont know good english and i dont understand some words xD


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    Acc generator ijji/trashmail.de up and running - not released

    If ijji just had as many devs for the ut3 engine as nprotect for their gameguard, I wouldnt have fps-drops to 28 every 4 games, although my PC passes all requirements.



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    funny but wtf in ava hax section?

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    Spammers Corner = spam
    Spam = ban.




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    Quote Originally Posted by darknezzrox View Post
    Spammers Corner = spam
    Spam = ban.
    /You better stfu because you spam.
    I only made this thread that's qualified as spam,you got all your posts qualified as spam.

    And this is meant to be a joke and I'm not perma banned suckas!

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    /closed. reasons are obiusvly

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