It's me, your best friend! (Obviously joking).
I'm here to ask for my unban. You banned me on 09-13-2012 and I decided to grow some balls and be more mature about things before asking for an unban. Because, ofcourse, you won't just unban me because I ask you, I'll list a few reasons.
1) I've grown up. I'm not as childish as before. I've been very rude to you without any reason.
2) I'll leave you alone once you've unbanned me. No more fooling/dicking around. You live your life, I live mine.
3) I'll contribute! Yes, you heard that right! I now know how to make hacks (kinda).