Q: Is that you in your avatar?
A: No.That is not me. If it were me, I wouldn't be here posting in forums. I'd be selling my body for sex.
Q:Then why do you have it as your avatar?
A:Because if I am going to be looking at avatars all day, I'd rather look at something enjoyable.
Q:Can I have sex with you?
A:No. Only on the 29th of February of a leap year.