You have nothing to bribe with, unless you come out with a server side hack to alter anything and everything to how you see fit.
Don't try to kid yourself, they will ban you even if you spend a million bucks on their crap. Unless you buy the game yourself, or play 100% legit then you might not be banned. But as we all have seen in the past that even if you play 100% legit, you still get banned.
Your day will come, don't you worry. Mine came and gone 13 times already. But that's only been on my hack accounts. lol