The coders at MPGH no longer do public hacks for CA, and the last update on the hacks was months and months ago.
All the posted content in that forum is user submitted, so look through the thread to find your answers.
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog