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    A funny Hypnotist Joke

    The town council was looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

    A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town’s people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began saying… “All watch the watch, all watch the watch, all watch the watch…”

    The crowd fell into a deep trance as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist’s fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor…

    “Shit” said the hypnotist.

    …It took three weeks to clean up that town hall…

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    Ahaha thats kinda funny .
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    damn so funny dat i forgot to laugh
    I am the God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    damn so funny dat i forgot to laugh
    what a coincidence, me too!

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    Thats funny really funny!

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    Route66 you spam every second or summit?

    BTW WTF?
    3 weeks?
    Everyone was sleeping.
    Now kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwnzorz19971 View Post
    Route66 you spam every second or summit?

    BTW WTF?
    3 weeks?
    Everyone was sleeping.
    Now kill me.
    Bitch please get down on your mutha fucking knees!

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