....Just dont go near your windows.... BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
best one ever is colgate 1. Phones colgate..."Hi, calling about new colgate with tartar controll is makes me feel like SHIT!!!". "hold on 1 second sir." *music plays* "This better be the puff daddy vers. of this song, Not that led zeplin peice of SHIT!!!!" *bobs head up and down*........ PISSSSSSS!!!!!