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    <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
    <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
    <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
    <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
    <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

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    Those are of no interest. NOOB SPAMMER.




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    <ohm> damn
    <ohm> FUCK
    <ohm> DAMN
    <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
    <ohm> FUCK
    <ohm> i go like this to her
    <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
    <ohm> FUCK

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    <Sonium> someone speak python here?
    <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
    <lucky> SSSSS
    <Sonium> the programming language

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    <Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

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    <death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
    <ktp753>ouch.
    <death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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    <WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
    <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

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    <Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
    <Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
    <Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
    <Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
    <Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
    <ctone> ...
    <ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
    <Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.

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    <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
    <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
    <[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
    <d|syztem> what the FUCK

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    (Mootar) morons.
    (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
    (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
    (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
    (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

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    JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
    Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
    JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
    Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

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    <benja> A worldwide ****** was conducted by the UN. The only question
    asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
    food shortage in the rest of the world?"
    <benja> The ****** was a huge failure...
    <benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
    <benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
    <benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
    <benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
    <benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
    <benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
    <benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

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    <by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
    <Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
    <by> Kk
    <by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
    <by> ?
    <by> Now what?
    <Seven7> Don't worry. It's done

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    <skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
    <skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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    -[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
    -[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
    -[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY SHIT
    -[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

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    <BronsonTheBeef> So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
    <BronsonTheBeef> to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
    <BronsonTheBeef> prof's never met him..
    <BronsonTheBeef> in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
    <BronsonTheBeef> he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
    <BronsonTheBeef> has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
    <BronsonTheBeef> he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
    <BronsonTheBeef> walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
    <BronsonTheBeef> the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
    <BronsonTheBeef> he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
    <BronsonTheBeef> waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
    <BronsonTheBeef> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
    <BronsonTheBeef> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
    <BronsonTheBeef> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
    <BronsonTheBeef> and says 'sorry I'm late'
    <BronsonTheBeef> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
    <BronsonTheBeef> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

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