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    I Broke My Ass

    After successfully clearing a tabletop at my local bike track , my bike totally flipped backwards and i smoked my ass soooo hard i almost cant sit down at the comp

    ps: im sitting on 5 pillows and the left side of my ass is of the seat , not because im fat but it hurts more on that side


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    Wow. I had a skateboarding fall kinda like that a few days ago .Tried to ollie up onto a ledge, slipped backwards, split my elbow, landed straight on my tailbone, and got a hernia trying to get up. I know how u feel.

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    I did that and fell directly on the tip of my backbone thing, right on cement.

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    What were you doing? Boarding, BMX, what?

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    I was Surfing.

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    Yeah, I totally love to shred the 50-foot swells on the FUCKING SIDEWALK.


    ...sarcastic douchebag

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    666 dude any thing could have happened

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    i have first football of the season on sunday i hope my ass gets better


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    i have first football of the season on sunday i hope my ass gets better


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    *cough*doublepost*cough*

    *cough*edit-it-or-the-admins-will ass-rape-you*cough*

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    AAAAA
    i dont know what happened i didnt mean to double post that im sorry waa
    i just went to get a drink when i came back i somhow dbl posted and i dont know what happened **CRY**
    DONT HURT ME


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    I wont. I cant say the same for the other guys.

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    Well... everyone cover your eyes and count to 10. See what happens then...

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    U Didnt Really Break Ur Ass Ona Bike Stunt Iverson Ass Raped U 2 Much ....againnnn!!!!!11

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    ew tahts sick


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