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    Penis joke

    What did the penis say to the condom?














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    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

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    what is long an hard and filled with seamen??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    what is long an hard and filled with seamen??
    the uss lincoln. or a navy ship. laskfdjalskjfds. ive heard so many of these jokes. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x.navi.x View Post
    the uss lincoln. or a navy ship. laskfdjalskjfds. ive heard so many of these jokes. lol.
    aka a submarine

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    Quote Originally Posted by x.navi.x View Post
    the uss lincoln. or a navy ship. laskfdjalskjfds. ive heard so many of these jokes. lol.
    ruined the joke....
    Ya im pro at CA so what?
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    i lol'd

    [SIZE="6"]While u think ur over there "owning" killin all the noobs ill have my crosshair right over ur head ready to pull the trigger [/SIZE="6"]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    what is long an hard and filled with seamen??
    What goes in your mouth and out and is white on the end.?
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