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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    LOL

    I searched: "How to blow up the white house?"

    It was short lived. Anyone else care to try?
    AHAHAHA
    will they track me down and sell me to FBI now?

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    Your location is: 74.72.97.119

    wow... wat nubs

    btw i copied gourav LOL
    oh and will i like get in trouble?

    sherric: Welcome to ChaCha!
    sherric: what are you searching for
    You: runescape stuff
    You: i no gud at english
    You: can u plzz teech mee?
    You: i just come from india
    You: were is runescape
    You: i went to runescape.in
    You: I WANT RUNESCAPE!
    sherric: Chacha Warning Message!! Your IP has been logged. If you are on a school computer and you are reported for abuse by a ChaCha guide, your School IP will be banned from use of our service. Your school will be notified of your actions!!
    Last edited by m164life; 02-05-2007 at 03:01 PM.


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    Status: Connected to guide: LaJoyce B
    LaJoyce B: Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello.
    LaJoyce B: hi
    LaJoyce B: how may i help you
    You: Well
    LaJoyce B:
    You: i was referred to this service by a colleague of mine
    LaJoyce B: ok what did you need me to help you find
    You: he assured me that one is able to find even the most complex answers here
    You: so
    You: I have come with a perplexing predicament:
    LaJoyce B: ????
    You: I need an answer to Schrodinger's Theory
    You: If a cat is locked in a box and has a 50% chance of either living or dying, and the opening of said box will disturb the outcome
    You: does the said cat exist in both metaphysical states at once?
    You: It is said to be so
    You: yet
    LaJoyce B: is there something i can help you locate ?
    LaJoyce B: lol
    LaJoyce B: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
    You: one cannot help but wonder:
    You: What if the opening of the box lid spawned a third outcome in itself?
    LaJoyce B: I'm sorry unfortunately i won't be able to help you with this answer , i will transfer you to someone that can further assist you
    You: would there not be three oucomes then, created by the only one condition
    You: =(
    LaJoyce B: please hold
    Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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    Status: Connected to guide: SandieS
    SandieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
    SandieS: Hi, how are you?
    You: i need an answer.
    SandieS: could you please be more specific as to what you are searching for?
    You: You are dead to me.
    Status: Session ended.

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    Status: Connected to guide: KimmyB
    KimmyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
    KimmyB: Hello
    You: hello
    KimmyB: how are you today?
    You: i am doing fine
    KimmyB: How may i help you with your Search
    KimmyB: thats good
    You: well, i cant access arin.net from this computer because it is restricted
    You: can you tell me where and what site this ip is registered to?
    KimmyB: What do you mean Restricted? arin.net is a webpage?
    KimmyB: maybe you might have to use a Different Web browser
    KimmyB: instead of the one you are currently using
    You: yea, my administrator blocked the site
    KimmyB: to access the page
    KimmyB: I could try to find you a Site where you can go to a specific site even though it has been blocked, i think
    KimmyB: proxy site
    You: my admin
    You: isnt that dumb sir...
    KimmyB: what type of website is it? why would it be blocked
    KimmyB: Amerian Reistry for Internet Numbers
    You: yea
    You: it gives you information on
    You: ip adresses
    KimmyB: are you from IN
    You: i just need to know what site the ip is registered to and where it is registered to
    You: what is IN?
    KimmyB: i looked up your IP address and that is what it came out to
    KimmyB: nFrame, inc.
    KimmyB: 701 congressional boulevard, suite 100
    KimmyB: carmal In 46032 US
    You: do you know what site it is registered to, there are other sites that find the ip's originating site
    KimmyB: hm let me type in the ip again i accidently closed the box
    You: thank you so very much
    KimmyB: the server names that i see are
    KimmyB: NS1.NFRAME.COM & NS2.NFRAME.COM
    KimmyB: let me try to find if there are other sites
    You: k thanks alot
    KimmyB: hostname, IP-208-40-245-50.nframe.com
    KimmyB: iso is nFrame, inc
    KimmyB: is that were you work?
    You: no, some bastard was harrasing me from that ip, ill teach him to fuck with me
    KimmyB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (no, some bastard was harrasing me from that ip, ill teach him to fuck with me)
    KimmyB: really what did they do?
    You: thanks alot man, you really helped today
    KimmyB: do you know whom the person might be
    You: nope, but i can sure screw with his computer now
    You: thanks so much
    KimmyB: ne thing else you need searching today?
    KimmyB: =)
    You: nah im fine, you kick ass
    KimmyB: okay have a Great day, Please dont forget to RATE ME
    KimmyB: =)
    KimmyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended.


    i gave him the ip for chacha.... 208.40.245.50

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    Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
    ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
    ConnieB: Hi there!
    You: Hello ConnieB.
    ConnieB: Hey
    ConnieB: How may I help you tonight?
    You: I need too know how to kill a man before he has a chance to scream.
    You: Can you help me?
    ConnieB: Well I'd love too but I dont think we'll find that online.
    ConnieB: Do you?
    You: You never know...
    ConnieB: I doubt besides we dont find anything illegal for folks.
    You: How Boring...
    ConnieB: Now ifyou have something else we can search for, I'll be happy to help you
    You: Oh well...
    You: See you next week
    You: Thanks, I'm done.
    Status: Session ended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackal View Post
    Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
    ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
    ConnieB: Hi there!
    You: Hello ConnieB.
    ConnieB: Hey
    ConnieB: How may I help you tonight?
    You: I need too know how to kill a man before he has a chance to scream.
    You: Can you help me?
    ConnieB: Well I'd love too but I dont think we'll find that online.
    ConnieB: Do you?
    You: You never know...
    ConnieB: I doubt besides we dont find anything illegal for folks.
    You: How Boring...
    ConnieB: Now ifyou have something else we can search for, I'll be happy to help you
    You: Oh well...
    You: See you next week
    You: Thanks, I'm done.
    Status: Session ended.
    if you jackasses dont get it, jackal was trying to know how to kill connie with out her screaming

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    You: hey jason, i need you to do something quick for me
    You: jason?
    You: if you cant type fast please switch me to someother guy please
    You: i need to get my answers fast
    You: Thanks, I'm done.
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    Status: Connected to guide: KarenR
    KarenR: Welcome to ChaCha!
    KarenR: Hi, what information can I find for you today?
    You: hey karen i need you to help me out quickly
    You: and with accuracy
    KarenR: I'll try my best.
    KarenR: What do you need?
    You: k you see those numbers i searched for?
    KarenR: Yep.
    You: i need to know, what site those numbers are registered to
    You: those numbers together equal an IP adress
    KarenR: Okay, give me just a second.
    KarenR: I'm still searching incase that isn't right.
    You: thanks, i've been to arin, its a bunch of crap, gives adresses etc, but i need the actual website that uses that IP adress
    KarenR: Yeah, I'm looking and it has all the numbers except the last set.
    KarenR: It may be a hacker site..
    You: well, hacking sites usually dont have ip ranges in the 200's...
    You: this ip seems to be for a more certified site
    KarenR: It may be. Maybe that's why you can search it.
    KarenR: Can't*
    You: yea i think so, hacking websites tend to block all info about their stie
    You: well hmm
    You: there was a site
    You: that i cant quite remember
    You: told me all the registration info
    You: try looking into sites that do a WHOIS type of search
    KarenR: Google had a result but it said it blocked the number so I couldn't search it there either.
    You: o darn, i've been getting
    You: rather mean messages sent from this ip
    You: and its really starting to bother me
    You: so im just going to screw their site over
    You: with a possible DDoS
    You: or something
    KarenR: Okay..well give me just a second...I found some new sites to put that number into.
    KarenR: It must not be anything dangerous. I put in Domain Tools site and it's not being monitored here.
    You: i think it was from chacha itself
    You: some person was angry
    KarenR: From Cha Cha?
    You: a couple days ago because i was searching about
    You: republicans
    You: well republican support sites
    You: and he was a democrat
    You: he kinda got angry with me
    You: can you make sure this ip isnt from chacha
    KarenR: Well, Cha Cha can't send messages to you once the session is over.
    You: try pinging this site with your command prompt
    KarenR: We have no idea who you are or anything.
    You: well im going to ping this site just a second mam
    You: i just did ping it
    You: this ip is certanly from chacha
    You: i pinged chacha
    KarenR: Well, I don't quite understand. You have been getting messages from Cha Cha??
    You: and it came up with the same ip adress
    You: well from that ip
    You: and it comes out that
    You: chacha.com is using
    You: that same ip
    You: i dont think i should use this site anymore
    You: if workers are going to be
    You: mean to me
    You: D:
    KarenR: I'm sorry you've had a bad experience with this...I'm not quite sure how to go about reporting a rude guide.
    You: im guessing the person angry at me has quite the knowlege about computers
    You: he was sending me emails
    You: to my ip im guessing that he logged
    You: through the main database
    KarenR: I can look into this for you, report it from my end and cha cha will monitor this and find out the problem.
    You: anyways no biggie, ill just start a new email
    You: its fine mam
    You: its prolly just some loser
    You: thanks for helping me out though
    You: aleast some one is good at their job
    KarenR: No problem. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help to you.
    KarenR: Well, thank you.
    You: bye karen have a nice da
    You: day*
    KarenR: I'm sorry you had a bad experiecne but not all are that way.
    KarenR: I hope you come back to use us again!
    You: i noticed with your service
    You: anyways carry on, bye
    KarenR: Thank you. Have a good day dear!
    KarenR: Sorry again! "-)
    KarenR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

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    CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
    CadyD: Hi
    CadyD: Let me see what I can find
    You: whats craking with you
    CadyD: Not much, and you?
    You: good good i need you to help me find some good ass hentai
    CadyD: excuse me
    You: ah... it burns when i pee
    CadyD: Ok...
    CadyD: hentai as an anime porn
    You: thats it
    You: i wana bet off quick my dick is so hard its hard as hell get me hentai quick i am waiting
    CadyD: Ok, have fun masturbation
    CadyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended


    stupid newb he gave he google search results for hentai
    i coulda done that =_=


    so agin go back and try agin



    daisy is HOT


    Status: Connecting ...
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    Status: Connected to guide daisy
    daisy: hi. there...
    you: helow
    daisy: how may i help u sir today
    you: i was looking for some good hentai movies
    daisy: ok i like that stuff to i like bible black do you want that its a movie
    you: dam u spound so hot
    you: coul u bend over in frot of ur computers web cam for me
    you: plz.
    daisy: excuse me
    you: come on
    you: ..... waiting for ever
    you: ah.. shiat i splated on my nutts
    daisy: ok
    you i did that cuz you sound so hot
    daisy: bye
    daisy : your section has ended please rate me


    ah... shait

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    That's just wrong.

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    helow looking for some hentai help me

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    fuck that gourav uses limewire and gets freakey with a him oil and his right hand .... with a roll of buble rap

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    please ban him now

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    Is it can be ban tiem now plees?

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    y would u ban ppl ur some Vail creatures of the light

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    y would u ban ppl ur some Vail creatures of the light
    That made about as much sense as.. nevermind, i can't think of anything witty. But still, that made no sense. That post had no meaning. Ban him for spam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
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    daisy is HOT


    Status: Connecting ...
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide daisy
    daisy: hi. there...
    you: helow
    daisy: how may i help u sir today
    you: i was looking for some good hentai movies
    daisy: ok i like that stuff to i like bible black do you want that its a movie
    you: dam u spound so hot
    you: coul u bend over in frot of ur computers web cam for me
    you: plz.
    daisy: excuse me
    you: come on
    you: ..... waiting for ever
    you: ah.. shiat i splated on my nutts
    daisy: ok
    you i did that cuz you sound so hot
    daisy: bye
    daisy : your section has ended please rate me


    ah... shait
    I love how that was fake.. not only did you miss some of the : thingys and you put a space in front of the last one, but there is no last initial on daisy's name, and they always have a last initial. And to top it all off, you're typing skills are so bad you put "section" instead of session. And that's not counting in the fact that the guide doesn't say that the session is ended, it just says "Status: Session ended".. you are a failure, my suggestion would be for you to kill yourself.
    Last edited by Shampoo; 02-07-2007 at 10:52 AM.

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