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    I completely agree. I have given him the same advice before... Still waiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    www.chacha.com

    Search for something stupid/gay/funny and click search result with guide, and have fun! ^-^

    Post your outrageous requests chats!
    Lol, funny, I've seen this months ago in FoM forums, and the same happened to many other things posted here
    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE 25th??? WE HAVEN'T!
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    Timebeast wanted perma since he can't flame anymore.
    LMAO...


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    this thing is fun fun ^^


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    kinda harsh but W/E

    Status: Connecting ...
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: ChandaS
    ChandaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
    ChandaS: Hi
    You: hello
    ChandaS: What's up?
    You: i was just wondering if u have any decent websites that have info on killing yourself
    ChandaS: like why you shouldn't?
    ChandaS: do u wanna kill yourslef?
    You: yes
    ChandaS: yes u wanna kill yourslef?
    You: yes
    ChandaS: self*
    ChandaS: why
    You: i wanna be with hte rest of my family
    ChandaS: Wanna be my friend?
    ChandaS: they are all gone
    ChandaS: are they in heaven?
    You: hmmm i dont know the last person i tried to trust they killed my father
    ChandaS: WHAT!
    You: i want to be with them
    ChandaS: but, if you kill yourself, u will go to hell
    ChandaS: how old r u?
    You: 89
    ChandaS: 89
    You: yes
    You: omg
    ChandaS: well, then God will let you go soon anyways
    You: somone is at my house
    You: hold on
    You: Thanks, I'm done.
    Status: Session ended

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    Status: Connected to guide: MichaelP
    MichaelP: Welcome to ChaCha!
    MichaelP: Hello
    You: hi
    MichaelP: I will be your guide for this search session.
    You: sweet
    MichaelP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
    You: Well, i found chacha's ip, and i was wondering what i should do with it
    Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: DebbieG
    DebbieG: Welcome to ChaCha!
    DebbieG: Hey There!
    You: Hey hey debbie
    DebbieG: How are you tonight?
    You: frikken sweet, you?
    DebbieG: Great, thanks! How can I help you?
    You: Well, what you see in the search bar is chacha's IP adress, and i was wondering what are the multiple things i can do with it?
    DebbieG: Sure! Just a moment while I show you some sites.
    DebbieG: Are these results sufficient?
    You: Well, i know this ip is owned by netframe.com and stuff, but i want to know what i can do with this IP, like telling me how to DDoS which seems popular now days
    DebbieG: There is nothing you can do with this IP unless you own it.
    You: well you can do stuff do the connection
    You: just dont know how
    You: D:
    DebbieG: Nope!
    DebbieG: Site is protected.
    You: o darn, can you find some places that would teach me how to DDoS
    DebbieG: No; but, I can will transfer you.
    Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Ring: ...
    Status: Connected to guide: PatrickM
    PatrickM: Welcome to ChaCha!
    Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Ring: ...
    Status: Connected to guide: KathleenB
    KathleenB: Welcome to ChaCha!
    KathleenB: Hello
    KathleenB: I see you were transferred
    KathleenB: How can I try to help you?
    You: can you ssee what im typing
    You: there we go
    KathleenB: sure
    You: well anyways, i got transfered like four times
    KathleenB: is this aurl address
    KathleenB: Ok
    You: and they havent even said a word to me
    KathleenB: Well
    KathleenB: Hmm
    KathleenB: maybe some system issues tonight
    KathleenB: ? not sure
    KathleenB: Sorry that happened
    You: oh, cus i was kinda getting pissed, they be like HAI, then it;s like tranfering
    You: anyways
    KathleenB: oh
    You: can you show me how to DDoS
    You: i hear alot of people use it
    KathleenB: ok
    You: at my school and stuff, all the nerds talk about it
    KathleenB: I will try to look
    KathleenB: ok?
    KathleenB: Try no to get mad ok?
    You: lol im not mad at you
    You: xD ur the only one that has talked to me
    KathleenB: I found how to prevent this...
    You: damn
    KathleenB: Well we get alot of pranks
    You: oh
    KathleenB: guides are alittle tired is all
    You: well, unless you find a way to hardware ban them
    You: it is no use to IP ban them
    KathleenB: I know
    KathleenB: I just try to stay calm
    You: Because a simple dynamic IP would just bypass that
    You: well actually
    You: i just need a program
    You: that will like flood or ping an ip
    You: :O
    You: i live in washington
    KathleenB: You seem sto know alot
    KathleenB: about this
    You: do you like search by IP regions
    You: i quite dont know enough
    You: is the problem
    You: i have the theories j
    You: just not any real experiance
    KathleenB: Are theses along the right track
    You: ii think so
    KathleenB: Are you somehow against waht we are doing here?
    KathleenB: At chacha
    You: what?
    KathleenB: Nevermind
    You: sorry
    KathleenB: I am still looking
    You: im kinda like retarded
    KathleenB: Well
    You: i have ADHD, i havent had a pill refill for a week
    KathleenB: oh
    KathleenB: not godd huh
    You: yea
    KathleenB: good
    KathleenB: sorry
    You: i smacked my teacher
    You: i got suspended
    KathleenB: ugh
    You: stupid teachers, always asking too many questions
    KathleenB: well you probobly should not do that
    You: WHERE IS YOUR HOMEWORK?
    KathleenB: haha
    You: ITS UP UR FAGGOT ASS BITCH
    KathleenB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (ITS UP UR FAGGOT ASS BITCH)
    You: D:
    KathleenB: hmm
    You: i need less sugar
    KathleenB: that is why you were transferred I think
    You: i didnt get to talk to anyone though
    You: they would say hi
    KathleenB: oh
    You: then transfer
    KathleenB: it was awerird search I guees
    KathleenB: all the numbers
    You: i think you should put me in the like counter attack group on chacha
    You: like to bother pranksters
    KathleenB: haha
    KathleenB: good idea
    KathleenB: Do you need more info?
    You: i would like ravage there ass like a thousand fires of hell
    You: nah im fine
    KathleenB: haha
    You: ur great
    You: thanks alot
    KathleenB: well hope all goes well
    You: thanks
    You: i need my meds
    KathleenB: get some meds
    KathleenB: ok
    You: yea
    You: ill try my best
    KathleenB: later dudue
    You: bai
    KathleenB: bye
    KathleenB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty1029 View Post
    Status: Connecting ...
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    Status: Connected to guide: ChandaS
    ChandaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
    ChandaS: Hi
    You: hello
    ChandaS: What's up?
    You: i was just wondering if u have any decent websites that have info on killing yourself
    ChandaS: like why you shouldn't?
    ChandaS: do u wanna kill yourslef?
    You: yes
    ChandaS: yes u wanna kill yourslef?
    You: yes
    ChandaS: self*
    ChandaS: why
    You: i wanna be with hte rest of my family
    ChandaS: Wanna be my friend?
    ChandaS: they are all gone
    ChandaS: are they in heaven?
    You: hmmm i dont know the last person i tried to trust they killed my father
    ChandaS: WHAT!
    You: i want to be with them
    ChandaS: but, if you kill yourself, u will go to hell
    ChandaS: how old r u?
    You: 89
    ChandaS: 89
    You: yes
    You: omg
    ChandaS: well, then God will let you go soon anyways
    You: somone is at my house
    You: hold on
    You: Thanks, I'm done.
    Status: Session ended
    ur 89??

    WDF dont u old ppl think a comp is a nazi?


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    srry for double post but this is so fuxing worth it!

    Status: Connecting ...
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    Status: Connected to guide: HollyD
    HollyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: hi
    You: uhh
    HollyD: hi there
    You: are you like a computer too?
    HollyD: i am real
    You: because see i just bought mine and it looks like a nazi
    You: i had a head trauma in World War 2
    HollyD: what does?
    You: and everybody says i am retarded
    You: well see
    HollyD: what do you need yhelp with today?
    You: i need some pranks a 93 year old man can pull
    You: like throw dentures at somebody but thats old
    HollyD: on other 93 year old men?
    You: no
    You: i am a 92 and a half year old man
    You: and i need some pranks to pull on my grandson
    HollyD: sure
    You: because that little devil got me lots of times!
    HollyD: you are very good typer for 93!
    You: yes yes thank you
    You: i bought the computer yesterday
    You: before that i tried helping my grandchildren do reports on typewriters
    You: but them youngsters want computers for all of the video games
    You: if i had a computer when i was 13 i would have been the happiest kid in the world!
    You: can you believe that i got my first nintendo 64 for my 47th birthday?
    You: so, how is the search going?
    HollyD: i would have liked the interenet in college!
    You: well i cant remember what college is like now
    You: but i do remember when i got my first bicycle!
    You: oh!
    You: when i tried the first thingie and clicked on the samples!
    You: awful words they said!
    HollyD: sorry
    Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: JerryC
    JerryC: Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: hello
    JerryC: Hi, I'm Jerry. I will be assisting with your search session.
    JerryC: Please assist me by giving me more information for what you are searching for. The more information you supply the better the results I can give you.
    You: well i need some pranks i can pull on my grandchildren
    You: them n00bs have been getting me a lot of times!
    You: like replacing my dentures with vampire fangs!
    You: i bit my tongue!
    You: well,nice talking to you
    You: bye


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    Status: Connected to guide: Kim(34520)
    Kim(34520): Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello
    Kim(34520): Hi
    Kim(34520): what can I find for you?
    You: I need to know the meaning of a word
    Kim(34520): Ok
    You: I frequent a site called 4-chan
    Kim(34520): What word?
    Kim(34520): Yeah
    You: and there has been a massive increase of the use of the word "MudKip"
    You: particularlly in the context of conversations between fellow 4Chan users and ChaCha staff
    Kim(34520): Prank searches
    Kim(34520): Isthat what your doing?
    You: not at all
    Kim(34520): Thank you for using ChaCha!
    Status: Session ended.

    One Actual True search, and they think it's a prank.
    ...I still don't know what the fuck a MudKip is....

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    I searched for sex...

    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Emily(3227)
    Emily(3227): Welcome to ChaCha!
    You: Hello Emily
    Emily(3227): Hi
    Emily(3227): What can I find for you?
    You: Sex
    You: I am quite fond of sex, are you?
    Emily(3227): Ineed.
    Emily(3227): Sorry
    Emily(3227): Typo
    Emily(3227): Indeed.
    Emily(3227):
    You: oh its fine... happens to the best of us
    You: How did you get into this job?
    Emily(3227): I was invited
    You: if it is a job
    You: or rather a part time thing
    Emily(3227): It is part time
    You: ah cool, work from home?
    Emily(3227): yes.
    You: Ah, still plenty time for sex then you minx lol
    Emily(3227): haha
    You: Your not a nimpho are you lol?
    Emily(3227): No.
    Emily(3227): The search just came up and I accepted it.
    You: Thank you... i will cook you a nice meal
    You:
    Emily(3227): Much appreciated.
    Emily(3227): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
    You: And maybe after sex you
    You: would you sex me?
    Emily(3227): ...
    Emily(3227): Are these results sufficient?
    You: i would sex you in the bum hole
    You: i would sex you in the ear hole
    You: i would sex you in the eye socket
    You: i would sex you in the mouth
    Emily(3227): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
    Status: Session ended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackal View Post
    ...I still don't know what the fuck a MudKip is....
    I dont know if this is the same meaning but a mudkip is a pokemon =/ lol!?

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    yea i think its a pokemon, its like blue with an orange spine thing like a dinosaur on its head

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    Quote Originally Posted by a Random /b/tard
    So I HeArED YoU LiKEs MuDKiPz?!?!
    4channers are dumber than i i thought...

    "MudKip" isn't even a meme yet....

    I guess anonymous just decided to follow anonymous's lead with the whole Mudkip-ChaCha thing...

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    Status: Connecting ...
    Status: Looking for a guide ...
    Status: Connected to guide: Daniel(14673)
    You: Hello
    Daniel(14673): Welcome to ChaCha!
    Daniel(14673): Hi how are you?
    You: I am fine
    You: =
    You: * =
    You: wow...
    You: right brackets don't work
    You: -___-
    You: anyway
    Daniel(14673): What type of info would you like on ChaCha?
    You: i was wondering if you could tell me how you came to be a chacha guide, and how i could go about becoming one as well...
    Daniel(14673): Well I saw it on GMA and back then you had to e-mail them and they would e-mail you back now you have to have an invite from a Master Guide.
    You: oh
    You: so, is the guide position just a part-time job, or ull-time?
    You: *full
    You: sry
    Daniel(14673): If you send me your name and e-mail I will e-mail you and we can talk about how you can get one.
    Daniel(14673): It is what you want. Anytime you want to.
    You: So you only get paid for the time you actually work
    You: no monthly contract, etc?
    Daniel(14673): Yes
    Daniel(14673): No
    Daniel(14673): I love it.
    Daniel(14673): It really is great when you have kids.
    You: i can imagine
    You: work from home, right?
    Daniel(14673): Yes
    You: nice.
    Daniel(14673): Any other questions?
    You: yeah
    Daniel(14673): Ok
    You: i've always been bothered by one thing:
    Daniel(14673): What?
    You: What do our names say?
    You: you know
    Daniel(14673): Your name?
    You: the chat shows you as Daniel(14673)
    You: and me as "You:"
    Daniel(14673): Ok
    You: I mean
    Daniel(14673): At my end it says info seeker.
    You: what do people searching show up as?
    You: oh
    You: ok
    You: Well
    You: about the Email
    You: Should i just give you my email address through here?
    You: or what?
    Daniel(14673): Yes you can
    You: ok then.
    You: My name is Jack Browning
    You: and my email address is Jack@golfilla.com
    Daniel(14673): Ok you will be hearing from me.
    Daniel(14673): Have a Great Day.
    You: ok then
    You: you too
    You: =)
    Daniel(14673): Thanks
    You: Could you answer just One more question?
    Daniel(14673):Sure, what?
    You: DOES YOU LIKES MUDKIPZ?!?!?!
    Daniel(14673): Thank you for using ChaCha!
    Status: Session ended.

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