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    Exclamation Slipknot return to the cover of Metal Hammer



    Thats right guise.
    Even I'm excited to get an issue.
    Can you guys handle the savory taste of its epicness?
    They're doing a show with Black Sabbath, Iron EFFIN Maiden and Children of Bodom.
    Just wanted to share this for anyone whose a Slipknot fan.

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    ​Pfft, Jeff Hanneman only gets some text, while these nu-metal fucks get the entire cover. Sad.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperNinjaHippieDogFish View Post
    Hey don't diss.
    I know dat feel bro, but its only a tribute.
    Hell, bullshit aside, I think its all about Slipknot if you ask me.
    ​You'll graduate from Slipknot eventually and move on to bigger and better metal. Trust me, it'll happen.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperNinjaHippieDogFish View Post
    Sorry, I'll always have a boner for Slipknot.
    ​That's what they all say, including me.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperNinjaHippieDogFish View Post
    Forreal?
    I just can't put the phrase "something better" with Slipknot.
    I mean its SlipFuckingKnot were talking about here.




    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperNinjaHippieDogFish View Post
    I listened and jizzed on my panties.
    I liked Aborted - (words I can't read) the most, that girl licking her lips is sexy.
    Didn't like Skinless too much, mainly cuz of the mask thing, it almost looks like Sid's.
    In conclusion, you've shown me some pretty decent shit.
    +Thanks and a kiss of death
    ​No problem. Skinless actually broke up a few years ago, and they never wore any masks live, it's just an album cover. Hell even if they did, Skinless have been around since '92.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    *Shrugs* Eh, I like a couple songs from Slipknot, that cover art is nice.

    Although slipknot really isn't really "death metal" or anything hardcore, they are still pretty fun to listen to every now and then.


    Honestly I'd be more excited if Megadeath or Dope came out with more shit.


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    Great news, didn't like the cover.

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