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    Trolling Omgle

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Your name is Scott
    Stranger: no
    You: bob
    You: Steve
    Stranger: nope
    You: Mark
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: nope
    You: You're a man...
    Stranger: yep
    You: you have a generic name?
    Stranger: umm
    Stranger: idk i guedd
    Stranger: guess*
    You: Your name is Steve
    Stranger: nope
    You: for the sake of this convo
    Stranger: na i dont like that name
    You: That sucks Stve
    You: you're stuck with it
    You: You wake up, steve, you find yourself in a dark room with no doors but one window, it's barred. What do you do?
    Stranger: go back to sleep
    Stranger: its probably pretty dark in that room
    You: You wake up several hours later
    You: same room
    You: different room color
    Stranger: as long as its not neon
    You: you forget to question how you got in a room with no doors and a barred window
    Stranger: probably a trap door or something
    You: A small light flickers
    You: you get a good look of the room
    You: you see a paper clip, duct tape, an iphone case and an industrial drill
    You: what now?
    You: No power for the drill.
    Stranger: whats the floor made out of
    Stranger: ?
    You: Concrete, reinforced
    Stranger: i go back to sleep
    You: You wake up, with a note on your forehead
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: whats it say
    You: "Stop sleeping and get out of the room asswipe"
    You: sighed ~ LoLcatz
    Stranger: ha
    Stranger: im tired from reading the note
    Stranger: so i go back to sleep
    Stranger: well how would you get out of the room?
    You: You notice a small crack in the ceiling, do you try to crack it more or look for other ways out
    Stranger: i keep throwing the drill at it
    Stranger: cause its useless anyways
    You: The crack expands into all the corners of the room, oddly in the shape of Neil Patrick Harris
    Stranger: who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris?
    You: the ceiling collapses on you for not knowing NPH
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter." ~ Denis Diderot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paroxysm View Post
    You: You wake up, steve, you find yourself in a dark room with no doors but one window, it's barred. What do you do?
    Stranger: go back to sleep
    GAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGGAGGAAGAGAGAGA

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    You expect me to read all of that?



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    You realize omegle consists of trolls trolling trolls right?
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    MOTHA FUCKA STAY BREEZY

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    This is how you do it:

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Hello there
    You: hello your name is steve
    Stranger: my name is jesus
    Stranger: actually
    You: well for the sake of this conversation, your name is Andie
    You: now Andie imagine this
    You: you wake up in a dark room and you see one window and a door
    You: they are both locked, and there is a brick wall on the other side of the window
    You: you see a rubber band and a toothpick places next to you along with 4 matches
    You: what do you do?
    Stranger: well Roger, you're a weird'o
    Stranger: hahahahahahaha
    Stranger: don't have a clue, sorry
    You: that irrelevant
    You: what would you do if you were in this situation
    Stranger: cry?
    You: they removed your tear ducts
    You: and you notice one finger is missing
    You: and has been attatchd to your stomach
    Stranger: Jigsaw?
    You: the room jnust changed colors and interrupted your train of thought
    Stranger: Matt, where are you from?
    You: you sift around the room frantically looking for a clue as to why your here
    You: you find a small hole in the wall with a little beam of light streaking through, and the faint smell of freshly cut grass is blowing through it
    You: what do you do
    Stranger: I put my finger in it
    You: you feel a mysterious lick
    Stranger: I think there's a mofo trying to make me stuck in there
    Stranger: So I throw the toothpick in his eye
    Stranger: Does it work?
    You: the toothpick misses and break
    You: no you are left with one rubber band and 4 matches
    You: the lights just came on
    You: you notice a door you didnt see there before
    You: do you run for it?
    Stranger: I OPEN IT FOR GOD SAKE!
    You: you open the door and cross through
    You: only to find out it was just a dream
    You: and you are now awake with a raging boner and your mom just pulled the covers off
    You: you also sleep nude
    Stranger: I jerk off
    You: jerk off succeeds and you blow on your mom
    You: she is pissed
    You: she beats the shit out of you and rips your dick off
    You: shoves it in your mouth
    You: and you reawake to find yourself in the room you had previously escaped from
    Stranger: rich, you starting to scare me
    You: you see a window and a door, they are both locked
    You: you see a toothpick, a rubberband, and 4 matches at your side
    You: what do you do
    Stranger: I break the toothpick in 2
    Stranger: and I pinch my eyes
    Stranger: now i'm blind
    Stranger: and fuck yeah, I can't see anything anymore
    Stranger: whats the point of life then?
    Stranger: I suicide
    You: You just won the game.
    You have disconnected.
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    MOTHA FUCKA STAY BREEZY

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    Who the fuck is Neil Patrick Harris?
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: A/S/L?????
    Stranger: Dont be lame.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.







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    Stranger: do you think colonels are bad at Halo?
    You: I don't play Halo
    Stranger: why not
    You: Cause it sucks my big hairy balls.
    Stranger: FUC KYOU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post
    Stranger: do you think colonels are bad at Halo?
    You: I don't play Halo
    Stranger: why not
    You: Cause it sucks my big hairy balls.
    Stranger: FUC KYOU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





    You: Hey
    Stranger: i'm rita tovernaar/
    You: Im a nigger boi
    Stranger: i don't like niggers.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    It had to have been Arun.
    Last edited by Toxin; 08-19-2009 at 12:48 PM.

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    my trollin iz da best + i got owned:

    Stranger: HELLO!
    You: hey
    You: how art thou?
    Stranger: decent!
    Stranger: yourself?
    You: horney
    Stranger: understandable.
    You: lol i guess
    Stranger: it happens
    You: like it just did
    Stranger: oh yeah.
    You: i jizzed in my pants
    Stranger: did you clean it up?
    You: yup indeed
    Stranger: it would suck to have rotting unborn children in your pants.
    You: nah i always have tissue inside
    Stranger: just incase?
    You: for emergency purposes
    Stranger: oh, good planning.
    Stranger: how does it stay there? wouldnt i fall?
    Stranger: *it
    You: yea
    You: yup inside my latex undies
    Stranger: well that's legit.
    You: u should try it too
    Stranger: should i?
    Stranger: i don't generally have that issue.
    Stranger: when i get turned on, i fuck
    Stranger: so its not a problem
    You: lol just sayin
    Stranger: well i'll keep it in mind!
    You: nice
    Stranger: i don't wear underwear that much in the summer
    Stranger: so it'd just fall out
    You: oh i see
    Stranger: and people would ask why i have tissue falling out of my pants
    You: maybe u can tape it inside
    Stranger: yeah?
    Stranger: maybe i could get velcro tissue and wear velcro pants.
    You: yea i did that once
    Stranger: you're a smart kid.
    You: lol indeed
    Stranger: whats up, man?
    Stranger: besides pants jizz
    You: hahaaa besides that just surfing
    Stranger: decent
    You: its 5 am here
    Stranger: 3 am here
    Stranger: well, 2:40
    You: yea 4:40 here to be exact
    Stranger: are you in.. toronto or michigan or um
    Stranger: i dont know where else is 2 hours away time wise
    You: yup toronto
    Stranger: decent.
    Stranger: i'm in edmonton.
    You: u?
    You: oh canada FTW
    Stranger: definitely man
    Stranger: nice to know that pant tissue is a canadian invention.
    You: lol i guess we're good at smthing
    Stranger: wouldnt it stick to you though?
    Stranger: that'd be uncomfortable.
    Stranger: a washcloth might work better.
    You: no a tissue is more disposable
    Stranger: true.
    Stranger: paper towel, even?
    Stranger: im trying to think of what wouldnt stick as bad
    You: lol i guess u can have that
    Stranger: i thought saran wrap
    Stranger: but that would make a MESS
    You: hahaa
    Stranger: it'd be everywhere.
    You: yup
    Stranger: it happens though
    You: did u try it?
    Stranger: like, just now?
    Stranger: i havent left my bed.
    You: hahaa
    Stranger: i cant say i genenrally put stuff like that in my pants, either
    You: no i mean have u ever tried it?
    Stranger: unfortunatly not.
    You: oh
    You: ok lets cut this bullshit
    Stranger: okay, im not a fan of mockey mouse bullshit anyways
    Stranger: mundane.
    You: lol nobody jizzes in their pants prematurely
    Stranger: *mickey
    Stranger: hm. if youre a girl
    Stranger: it would be useful though.
    You: then dats called smthing else
    Stranger: ive had to sit through a class with wet panties before
    Stranger: its bunk shit
    You: yea
    You: lol
    You: true
    Stranger: either way, im not usre if i wanna sleep.
    Stranger: its bothersome.
    You: toilet roll
    You: thats the best thing
    Stranger: yeah?
    Stranger: that'd ruin the whole roll.
    You: roll it around a couple of times and walaaa
    Stranger: hey, it works.
    You: but thats only practicle in the winter
    You: as you'd sweat alot in the summe
    You: rr
    Stranger: you know
    You: summer*
    Stranger: id rather finger myself than talk to you
    Stranger: so im gonna go do that
    Stranger: see you~
    You: yup i have tried it a couple ov times
    Stranger: have a nice life though!
    Stranger: good luck with your inventions.
    You: it kinda gets uneasy but it sure does its job
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    Stranger: id rather finger myself than talk to you


    Owned. ^^

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    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: hello
    You: i are blax
    You: may i aks you something
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.







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    lol I love that site. I made a guy think I was a girl and he was telling me so fucked up things then I told him I for got I have a dick then I asked him if that was okay with him. It wasn't

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    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: chick/dude?
    You: travestite
    Stranger: go to hell!
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