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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post
    lulz, i wanna try this........what site?
    Omegl.com
    [creepy fast response huh?]

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    Stranger: howdy
    Stranger: m or f
    You: F
    Stranger: age
    You: 38
    You: you?
    Stranger: 18
    You: Cool so you are the legal age
    You: <3
    Stranger: your 38.....
    You: So it doesn't mean anything
    You: I have a good profession
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: wut do u do
    You: I'm a Sargent
    You: for the U.S Army
    Stranger: Oh sweet
    Stranger: Sounds like a cool job
    You: It is...
    You: Are you gay?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: why
    You: Ohh i was you know in a kinky mood....

    Stranger: r u a guy?
    Stranger: r u a guy or a girl
    You: I'm a guy...
    Stranger: wut the fuck
    Stranger: i thot u where a gi

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    this site is funny, lulz.


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    Stranger: You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted sex offender. The stranger cannot see this message]
    You: hi!
    Stranger: hiya
    You: what's up?
    Stranger: im waiting
    You: waitin for what?
    Stranger: my clothes to dry
    You: what kinda clothes?
    Stranger: all my clothes, i waited to long and now all mine are dirty
    You: that's what i do...
    Stranger: what
    You: wait till they're all dirty, and then just do a huge load
    Stranger: yeah, i should do them more often, but now i dont even have any to wear!
    You: well that's the best!
    Stranger: yeah, i love being naked
    You: you feel so free
    Stranger: i do, im just glad my parents are never home
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 15/f/usa
    Stranger: u?
    You: 22/m/uda
    You: usa*
    Stranger: cool
    You: mmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm
    You: so are you naked all the time?
    Stranger: i try as much as i can im kinda a slut :P dont judge me
    You: oh wow
    You: do you like older men?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: good to hear
    Stranger: do u like younger women?
    You: most the time, they're more fun that women my age
    Stranger: lol
    You: so your 15 and do your own laundry?
    Stranger: yeah my parents are always out and make me do alot of chores. if i dont i get in alot of trouble
    You: that suuucks!
    Stranger: i know!
    Stranger: i hate my dad
    Stranger: he like hates me
    You: that sucks big time
    Stranger: yeah, when i dont do my chores, he spanks me! on my bare ass too!
    You: oh that must hurt!
    Stranger: it does!
    You: i bet you kinda like getting spanked though
    Stranger: ....
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: im such a slut!

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: HO
    Stranger: HI
    You: Where are you from, M/F?
    You: Canada
    You: F
    Stranger: M, Indonesia
    You: nice
    You: how old
    Stranger: 15
    Stranger: and you?
    You: 16
    You: where in indonesisa?
    Stranger: Asia
    Stranger: Jakarta
    You: Fuck You

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    You: Hi!
    Stranger: Heyy!
    You: F/M?
    Stranger: M
    You: F
    You: Where from?
    Stranger: Canada youu
    You: Whistler Canada
    You: (:
    Stranger: im from winnipeg
    You: Nice...
    You: snow much?
    Stranger: no its the middle of summer :P
    You: haha
    You: Whistler is BOMB
    You: hows winnipeg?
    Stranger: ii knowi it is i was jsut ther lol and winnipeg is awesome
    You: haha.
    You: go mtn bikin on whistler itss super fun (:
    Stranger: thats wht i was doing actuly lol
    You: haha
    You: were you there for crankworx?
    Stranger: mhhm
    You: competing?
    Stranger: yesss
    You: nice
    You: what day?
    Stranger: friday
    You: date?

    Stranger: your mom

    (he obviously wasnt there for crankworx)

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    Stranger: 안녕
    You: wait
    Stranger: 안녕하세요
    Stranger: 님아
    Stranger: yeah?

    Stranger: from?

    Stranger: i'm korean
    You: haha
    You: im from whistler
    You: canada
    Stranger: yeah~

    You: 你是什么?
    You: u in korea now>?
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: yes
    You: M/f?
    Stranger: m
    You: age
    Stranger: 15
    Stranger: you?
    You: 16/f
    Stranger: wow.
    You: yeah...
    You: watcha doing?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: you have boy friend?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: Canada is good?
    You: yeah
    You: funn
    Stranger: i have been Canada
    You: where in canada?
    Stranger: u.s.a up
    Stranger: canada
    Stranger: um...
    Stranger: forget
    You: ohh
    Stranger: iong time ago
    Stranger: l
    You: 白吃、
    Last edited by ~Katlyn~; 08-21-2009 at 03:57 AM.
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    Uhhh, can you send me a pic of you naked i would very much appreciate it (:









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    why dont we just stay with one omegle thread? we have 3 now.
    paroxysm's thread was first..



    You: I COMMIT SUICIDE
    You: IM JUST SICK OF THIS SELFISH WORLD
    Stranger: do it now
    Stranger: do it !
    You: K
    You: FUCK YOU, AND THE REST OF THE WORLD. AMEN
    Stranger: why don't u do right now?
    LIKE 10 MIN WE BOTH DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: I was joking
    5 min later he disconnects
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    wth is this shit

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    omegl bitch

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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Hi, Female?
    You: haii
    You: yeah
    Stranger: how old
    You: 18
    Stranger: have you smn
    Stranger: msn
    You: yeah =)
    Stranger: give me yous
    You: (I ENTERED A FRIEND'S MSN)
    You: my name is melinda btw
    Stranger: are you live in holland?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: im a german^^
    You: ok
    Stranger: whga means btw
    You: by the way
    Stranger: ok.
    You: something like PS
    Stranger: arenyou on in msn
    Stranger: okay
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Pwnd 2 people.

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    I lied this whole thing none of it is true.

    Stranger: hi
    You: He
    You: asl
    Stranger: 17/m/englang
    You: 16/f/greenland
    Stranger: u got msn
    You: No sorry
    Stranger: got facebook
    You: No, I am horny so if i have any typos its cause i am masturbating ok
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.\


    This my favorite so far

    You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Stranger: Indeed
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by PandN; 08-21-2009 at 12:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PandN View Post
    I lied this whole thing none of it is true.

    Stranger: hi
    You: He
    You: asl
    Stranger: 17/m/englang
    You: 16/f/greenland
    Stranger: u got msn
    You: No sorry
    Stranger: got facebook
    You: No, I am horny so if i have any typos its cause i am masturbating ok
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.\


    This my favorite so far

    You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Stranger: Indeed
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Riiiight.. Just admit that you were horny... I bet you had that conversation after fondling your best friend right?
    __________________________________________________ _______

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    Stranger: hi
    You: HAII
    You: oops
    You: sorry for caps :$
    Stranger: ok
    You: wait.. brb
    You: something stuck in my anus
    Stranger: brazileiro?
    Stranger: rsrsrrsr
    You: OMG
    You: YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN MY ANUS!?
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: both =)
    You: but
    Stranger: f ohhh yess...
    You: i found a fucking dog in my anus =3
    You: haven't seen that fucker since i was 12! =D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    __________________________________________________ ______

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    You: hi!
    Stranger: hey how are u doing
    You: omg
    Stranger: WHY?
    You: is this your idea of a joke!?
    You: YOU SICK BASTARD!
    You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
    Stranger: what did u say?
    You: YOU BETRAYED ME!
    You: I HATE YOU!!!
    You have disconnected.
    __________________________________________________ ________

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi im soife
    Stranger: sofie
    You: k
    You: are you lesbo?
    You: http://tnation.tmuscle.com/forum_ima...06-2ykkrd4.jpg
    You: would you put your taco in her taco?
    You: would you suck her nipples so hard that her silicones will explode?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    _________________________________________

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    Stranger: alp er tunga öldi mu ?alp er tunga öldi mu ?
    You: hey
    You: SHOUF SHOUF ALI BABA AKBAR!!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    _________________________________________

    Real sadist bastard here:

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    Stranger: You: HEIL HITLER

    卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

    卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

    IMMORTAL LEADER

    OF OUR RACE
    You: HITLER FTW!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    Stranger: sig hiel
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    Stranger: !
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: HEIL!
    You: KILL TEH JEWS!
    Stranger: you make our lord proud
    Stranger: !
    You: Yes.
    You: hitler is our fuhrer
    You: BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES!
    You: all else must die >=O
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: especially fat jew
    You: yeah
    You: lets give em liposuction
    You: without narcose!
    Stranger: stick a vacuum in thier vag
    You: yessss >=D
    Stranger: and suck out the mayonase
    You: hell yeah
    Stranger: andforce them to re eat it
    You: make 'em choke on it
    You: yeah!
    You: make 'em choke
    Stranger: yes!
    You: but first
    You: put their hands into blenders
    You: untill the wrist
    You: not just the fingers
    Stranger: i like your style
    You: i like my style too
    You: =)
    Stranger: cut them open and pour acohol
    You: yeah
    Stranger: then iron the gash back together
    You: salt
    You: salt 'n pepper and we've got bacon!
    You: they say humans taste like chicken
    You: but what will jews taste like?
    Stranger: pork
    Stranger: duh
    You: they don't have the right to be called humans
    You: the bastards
    Stranger: mhmm
    You: but pork is nice
    You: jews aren't
    Stranger: jews are pigs
    You: oh yeah
    You: you're right
    Stranger: mhmm
    You: i love reading the bible you know
    You: i love the part where jezus gets tortured
    You: and crucified
    You: he deserves it
    Stranger: mhmm
    You: damn jew
    Stranger: those jews
    Stranger: sig hiel
    You: heil hitler =)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I JUST PLAYED ALONG! I AM NOT A RACIST. I SWEAR! (I'm just a bit sadistic.)
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    Stranger: do you like
    You: torturing?
    You: yeah
    You: See, I bought these Hermit Crabs, and for the life of me I just cant stop torturing the little devils! I shoot at them with a pellet gun, stab needles into their arms, flick them across the room and submerge them in nearly boiling water
    Stranger: thats what I was gonna say
    Stranger: !!! what a coincidence
    You: they are alive but they wish they were dead >=D
    Stranger: then kill them jesus dont make such a big deal of it
    You: noooo!
    You: don't kill 'em
    You: keep torturing them
    You: 'till they die of age
    Stranger: you said you wished they were dead
    Stranger: so kill them
    Stranger: logic
    You: nooo
    You: i don't wish they were dead
    You: THEY wish they were dead
    Stranger: oh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    You: you're a bisexual obese woman with a congenital heart disease?
    Stranger: no
    You: then stfu
    You have disconnected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanyboy225 View Post
    Riiiight.. Just admit that you were horny... I bet you had that conversation after fondling your best friend right?
    Will you give it a break already!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PandN View Post
    Will you give it a break already!!!!!
    NO I WON'T!!

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    You: Hai
    Stranger: hi
    You: Your a obese trans sexual women with fat tits and heart disease?
    Stranger: There are too many halfwits ...
    You: then gtfo
    Stranger: Say it to your dad.
    (other guy d/c)
    -----------------------------------------------
    Stranger: hi
    You: ARE YOU A OBESE TRANS SEXUAL HAIRY LADY WHO LIKES PIE AND CORN?
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    Stranger: Matt Bellamy?
    You: Yes why
    Stranger: ... United states of ...
    You: America?
    Stranger: Wrong. Eurasia.
    Stranger: =D
    You: FUCK U BIC
    You: I HATE YOU
    You: PICE O SHIET
    You: FUCK YOU
    You: DIE INDIAN
    You: LIKE A ADOMA AAA
    You: DDDD
    You: FUCK U
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    -------------------------------------------
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: from>
    You: Im highhh
    You: damm
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    -------------------------------------------
    You: Your names Fred
    Stranger: turkey?

    You: Right?
    You: Fuck you/
    You have disconnected.
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    You: hEY
    You: Sorry for caps
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: haha, no worries
    You: Im so pissed
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: sounds fun
    You: I hate this world, im gonna commit suicide right now
    You: here goes...
    Stranger: enjoy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    ---------------------------------------------
    Last edited by HeWillBeAvenged; 08-21-2009 at 05:00 PM.
    This Fire Burns
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    Stranger: hii
    You: PANCAKES OR WAFFLES!?
    Stranger: pancakes
    You: STFU
    You have disconnected.
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    Stranger: hey, im 16 years old guy from sweden,
    You: ICECREAM FTW!!!
    You have disconnected.
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