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    You: Tits or gtfo

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    Stranger: hii
    Stranger: asl
    You: hii
    You: what ur up to?
    You: hello?
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: ?
    You: are you a boy`?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: why
    You: im a girl
    Stranger: what is your name
    You: moniuqe
    Stranger: are you frenc
    You: nope but my parents are
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: where are you from
    You: uk y?
    Stranger: greece
    You: im so horney
    Stranger: how old are you
    You: 19
    Stranger: ohh me too 20
    Stranger: do you study
    Stranger: ?
    You: yes
    Stranger: what about
    You: siencetology
    Stranger: ok
    You: it sucks my bare ass
    Stranger: do you have facebook and msn adress.we can speak more comfortable
    You: no im not into such stuff
    You: its booring
    You: and you get ALOT of spam
    You: but i do got a Skype
    Stranger: yahoo
    Stranger: or facebook
    Stranger: ??
    You: no sorry
    Stranger: only skype?
    Stranger: ?
    You: oh my boyfreind came hes going to beat me up and fuck me now have to goo..........................................

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    Stranger: US?
    You: Motherfucking nuclear pedo bear
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    Stranger: I LOVE HIM!
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    You: y*
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    Stranger: asl
    You: YOU are pedo bear
    You: now enjoy your ban
    Stranger: ohh
    Stranger: no im not
    Stranger: lol
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    You: MPGH forums welome you
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    I justhate that thimng.

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    Stranger: Hi there! asl: 24 m Italy
    You: fag
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    Stranger: hello,18 m uk, got cam,want a camslave?
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    Everyone is pedo i even saw 14 yr old one

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    You: No pedos aloud
    Stranger: DAMN.
    Stranger: Kidding.
    Stranger: >.>
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    Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. [The stranger can not see this message.]
    You: WTF YOU ARE PEDO
    You: GO TO JAIL
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    Stranger: hello
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    You: Pedo.
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    Stranger: dick head
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    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: als
    You: ASL fail
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    BEST CHAT EVER, NO PEDOES AT aLL

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    Stranger: i was going to the grocery store the other day and they were all out of cucumber, can you believe that shit?
    You: no way
    You: tell them to fucking get some then
    Stranger: yes way! i was like 'whaaat?!' and they were like 'we'll get more tomorrow'
    You: oya they will (not)
    Stranger: but i was like 'fuck you all' and made some shit happen
    You: ohhh daamn
    You: than wtf happened
    Stranger: that's just how much i like cucumber on my diet
    Stranger: you feeling me?
    You: you fag?
    Stranger: that's just some tasty motherfucker
    You: olol
    You: Nao tell me wtf whis is about
    Stranger: but then the mutherfuckin' employee called the security and they threw me out
    You: O k
    You: Go get a bodyguard
    Stranger: but i didn't leave it there
    Stranger: so i took this motherfuckin orange i had left from my lunch and threw it at the floor and was like "teargas is gonna soon be everywhere here!" ans laughed
    You: Lolwut
    You: that is real screwed up xD
    Stranger: yeah! showed them!
    Stranger: but the securyguards weren't laughing
    Stranger: security*
    You: wtf
    You: No sense of humor
    You: They are always like robots
    Stranger: yeah tell me about it
    Stranger: so i told them to get the fuckin manager
    Stranger: to tell me wtf is this shit with the cucumbers
    Stranger: and wanted to ask him if they even have cabbage
    You: And even not that?
    Stranger: not even that and then he had the nerve to show me where the meatsection was
    You: Meat?What a fucker
    Stranger: so i told him to chop the fuck off his own hand and throw that shit on package so I can have a fuckin barbecue what my wife has been telling me to host of the neightbourhood
    You: holy freaking sjit
    Stranger: but the guy was like that his trousers taste better
    Stranger: but they didn't come with anykind of sidesallad or anything
    You: This is screwed produt
    You: product*
    You: Behold: Managers trousers
    Stranger: so i started yealling to everyone in the store that this motherfuckers poison their meat and don't even have sallad
    You: Ocrib
    You: And then
    Stranger: and started a foodwar
    You: got thrown out again?
    Stranger: it was beautiful
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: they just called the cops
    Stranger: and had to wait for that
    You: So you had to pay a crapload?
    Stranger: luckily one of the cops was vegetarian and got also angry about the whole cucumber situation
    You: omg
    Stranger: talking about luck
    Stranger: i was sure that i was gonna get thrown to jail and assraped
    Stranger: or some shit
    You: and this didn't happen D:?
    Stranger: so the manager agreed to write me a gift certificate or some shit to the store so i could come back for my cucumbers
    You: xD
    You: cucubercards
    You: -mber*
    Stranger: but i ripped that shit to pieces, fuck them and their vegetables
    You: Lolwut
    Stranger: after this the friendly cops gave me ride to another store they knew had really good vegetable section
    You: I thought of other stores already
    You:
    You: So you got the cucumbers there?
    Stranger: but i was like I'm not in the mood for cucumbers and cabbage anymore and went to get burgers
    You: Damn crap situation
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: ruined my whole day
    Stranger: haven't eaten cucumber since then
    You: well k
    You: gtg now
    You: bye
    You have disconnected.
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