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Stranger: i was going to the grocery store the other day and they were all out of cucumber, can you believe that shit?
You: no way
You: tell them to fucking get some then
Stranger: yes way! i was like 'whaaat?!' and they were like 'we'll get more tomorrow'
You: oya they will (not)
Stranger: but i was like 'fuck you all' and made some shit happen
You: ohhh daamn
You: than wtf happened
Stranger: that's just how much i like cucumber on my diet
Stranger: you feeling me?
You: you fag?
Stranger: that's just some tasty motherfucker
You: Nao tell me wtf whis is about
Stranger: but then the mutherfuckin' employee called the security and they threw me out
You: O k
You: Go get a bodyguard
Stranger: but i didn't leave it there
Stranger: so i took this motherfuckin orange i had left from my lunch and threw it at the floor and was like "teargas is gonna soon be everywhere here!" ans laughed
You: that is real screwed up xD
Stranger: yeah! showed them!
Stranger: but the securyguards weren't laughing
You: No sense of humor
You: They are always like robots
Stranger: yeah tell me about it
Stranger: so i told them to get the fuckin manager
Stranger: to tell me wtf is this shit with the cucumbers
Stranger: and wanted to ask him if they even have cabbage
You: And even not that?
Stranger: not even that and then he had the nerve to show me where the meatsection was
You: Meat?What a fucker
Stranger: so i told him to chop the fuck off his own hand and throw that shit on package so I can have a fuckin barbecue what my wife has been telling me to host of the neightbourhood
You: holy freaking sjit
Stranger: but the guy was like that his trousers taste better
Stranger: but they didn't come with anykind of sidesallad or anything
You: This is screwed produt
You: Behold: Managers trousers
Stranger: so i started yealling to everyone in the store that this motherfuckers poison their meat and don't even have sallad
You: And then
Stranger: and started a foodwar
You: got thrown out again?
Stranger: it was beautiful
Stranger: they just called the cops
Stranger: and had to wait for that
You: So you had to pay a crapload?
Stranger: luckily one of the cops was vegetarian and got also angry about the whole cucumber situation
Stranger: talking about luck
Stranger: i was sure that i was gonna get thrown to jail and assraped
Stranger: or some shit
You: and this didn't happen D:?
Stranger: so the manager agreed to write me a gift certificate or some shit to the store so i could come back for my cucumbers
Stranger: but i ripped that shit to pieces, fuck them and their vegetables
Stranger: after this the friendly cops gave me ride to another store they knew had really good vegetable section
You: I thought of other stores already
You: So you got the cucumbers there?
Stranger: but i was like I'm not in the mood for cucumbers and cabbage anymore and went to get burgers
You: Damn crap situation
Stranger: ruined my whole day
Stranger: haven't eaten cucumber since then
You: well k
You: gtg now
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