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    OMEGL CHAT THREAD.

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: how ar e you
    You: good
    You: you?
    Stranger: im fine
    Stranger: you m/f
    You: cool
    You: you into wwe?
    Stranger: =not reall
    You: cool
    You: your names steve?
    Stranger: no
    You: lol
    You: mark?
    Stranger: no
    You: are you a boy?
    Stranger: yes
    You: R u gay
    Stranger: yes you
    You: no
    You: I like pussy
    Stranger: im bi
    You: not like you faggot
    You: hjahahha

    That mf was lying
    Apparently
    This Fire Burns
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    O____o
    Lolz..
    Lots of weird guys out there.

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    You: hi
    Stranger: Heeeyyy
    You: b or g
    Stranger: Both
    Stranger: I just got the sugery but both are there it is weird
    Stranger: I paid5k for that
    You: waste of money
    Stranger: I know now then pee comes out of both
    You: ewwwwwwww
    You: wtf
    You: freak
    You: stupid bitch
    You: die
    Stranger: Okay ur pizza is here
    You: ur fail
    You: fuck u
    Stranger: Whennn
    You: fail
    Stranger: Passs
    You: fuck your whole familyy
    Stranger: They would love that
    You: you stupid trans sexual
    You: fuck you
    This Fire Burns
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    Gheghe...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR ANUS!?
    Stranger: lemme check
    You: something interesting? =D
    Stranger: OH GOD...ITS HUGE!
    You: i found a dog there once...
    You: really scar
    You: scary*
    Stranger: ITS MY OWN DICK!!
    Stranger: amazing
    You: OMG
    You: DID YOU GROW A NEW ONE!?
    Stranger: no it went out of my pasnt and behind my back
    Stranger: *pants
    Stranger: i hate it when a dick goes behind my back
    You: oh =(
    You: yeah
    You: i hate it when you sit on it
    You: i just randomly jizz
    Stranger: now what do we do.......?
    You: dunno
    You: so whats in your peehole?
    Stranger: pee
    Stranger: hence the name
    You: whoa
    You: kewl
    You: i found a whole cinema there once
    You: popcorn included
    Stranger: a whole cinema......
    You: but the soft drink was kinda growse
    You: yeah
    Stranger: thats something.....
    You: i saw pootie tang..
    You: IN MY PEEHOLE!
    You: =D
    Stranger: people see the weirdest things in there peeholes
    You: yeah
    You: strange things happen there
    You: dark, mysterious things =s
    Stranger: smelly things...
    You: yeah
    You: you know how i got this PC?
    You: i picked my nose!
    Stranger: no i dont
    You: and then a PC showed up!
    Stranger: ah!
    Stranger: what are the odds
    You: yeah
    You: graphic card and everything!
    Stranger: you know...i dont think this conversation is going anywhere.........
    You: wait!
    You: don't go my love!
    You: i want to have your babies!
    You: and beat them till they go to high school!
    Stranger: ill mail them to you.

    I got pwnd. xD

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hiya
    You: b or g?
    Stranger: b
    You: im g
    Stranger: how old?
    You: 15
    Stranger:
    Stranger: cooool
    Stranger: im 15 too. . . 16 in like 34 days
    Stranger: im counting
    Stranger: where u from?
    You: where u from?
    Stranger: england
    Stranger: you?
    You: california
    Stranger: coool
    Stranger: whats the time out there?
    You: about 5:00
    You: pm
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: so. . . how are you?
    You: not bad
    Stranger: do u have facebook?
    You: well
    You: yes
    You: Don't tell anyone
    You: but
    You: I'm Camereon Diaz
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: ok
    You: jkjkjk
    You: lol3
    You: i wish
    Stranger: . . .
    Stranger: can i look for u on facebook?
    You: search Ashley Dominic
    You: thaTS ME
    You: afk?
    Stranger: afk?? whats that?
    You: nvm
    Stranger: whats ur display picture on facebook?
    You:
    Me
    Stranger: which is? and how r u sitting or standing or w.e?
    You: im stranding
    You: opps my bf is here and we gonna have sex bai
    This Fire Burns
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    You: I am gay
    Stranger: hi
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Stranger: hi...
    You: Boobs
    Stranger: ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    @Sunday. so... ban on this one or your main?

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    The following conversation did not last for longer then 5 seconds.. (Seriously)
    Stranger: boy?
    Stranger: guy/?
    You: no
    Stranger: dude
    Stranger: ?
    You: f
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    THIS TOOK 1 HOUR.

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    You: Hi
    Stranger: Hi , male here
    You: female
    You:

    Stranger: how r u ?
    Stranger:
    You: fine u?
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: how old r u ?
    You: 16
    You: u./
    Stranger: wow , you r under 18
    Stranger: 24
    You: O rly?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: you r too young
    You: for what
    Stranger: or i'm old
    Stranger: D
    Stranger: where r u from ?
    You: Canada..Aye. :P
    Stranger: ok , qebec ?
    You: Nah
    Stranger: where ?
    You: Should I give you that Info
    You: >_<
    Stranger: your capitla is ontario ?
    Stranger: capital
    You: Maybe...
    You: [ :\
    Stranger: you r studing ?
    You: Was.
    Stranger: and now you r in holiday )
    You: Yep
    You:
    Stranger: what r u doing in wast time ?
    You: This apperently :L
    Stranger: what ?
    You: What about you?
    Stranger: what's your hobby ?
    You: PLaying frisbee with my dog?
    You: playing
    You: *
    You: not surewhat my hobby is...
    Stranger: ok , i love football and bodybuilding
    Stranger: and play with girls D
    You: hah. lol.
    Stranger: say somthing
    You: Something?
    Stranger: every thing you want
    You: Are you Pedo? lol
    Stranger: what is pedo ?
    You: Pedophile, duh.
    Stranger: hahahaha no , i'm not
    You: Good
    Stranger: are you ?
    You: I am 16, >_<
    You: maybeee...
    You: ha, no.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: is it cold in canada?
    You: Not really.
    You: people exaggerate a lot.
    Stranger: maybe or not )
    Stranger: what you wearing now ?
    You: Why do you want to know?
    You:
    Stranger: i want to know )
    You: I bet you want me to say a white tank top and ripped pants up to my hips. :P
    Stranger: no , i just ask to understand canda is cold or not :P
    You: I guess a long sleeved shirt and sleeping shorts
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: do you have bf
    Stranger: i mean best freind
    You: Yes, why?
    You: Are YOU my best friend pranking me?
    You: :O
    Stranger: what is the mean of pranking ?
    You: Not sure, >_>
    Stranger: ok ,what cource do you like to study in university ?
    You: University? I'm still In highschool :s
    Stranger: i know , one day you will go
    You: Hmmm,
    You: I haven't decided? T_T
    You: Never really thought abou tit?
    You: it
    You: *
    Stranger: break university and go to farming :P
    You: Anything "cool" in farming?
    Stranger: no , but you like it
    You: I may, I might be going to LawSchool, weird huh?
    Stranger: :S i scared
    You: Of?
    Stranger: do you like movie ?
    You: I enjoyed "Holes" but that doesn't sound right does it? :0
    Stranger: what is your last movie ?
    You: TransFormers2 Last movie I saw a few weeks ago.
    Stranger: yeah i know
    You: What would you rate it 1-10?
    Stranger: what's your favorite movie , i think you say hary potter
    Stranger: ?
    You: I never got into the Harry Potter movies, the books arn't bad though.
    Stranger: ok what's your favorite movie ?
    You: I would have to think about that, so many I've seen.
    Stranger: ok , you don't have any question too ask me ? (
    You: Hmmm, where are yo from?
    You: *you
    Stranger: i'm Persian
    Stranger: you know ?
    You: Yeah, cool.
    Stranger: another question
    You: Are you getting some sexual thrill from this?
    You: lol
    Stranger: wow you r under 18 say another question
    You: Ah ha ha, you are.
    Stranger: i say too your father o teacher
    You: hm?
    Stranger: nothing
    Stranger: do you know any persian people ?
    You: No not really, but I know you don't I?
    You:
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: what is your name
    Stranger: ?
    You: Ashton.
    You: Yours?
    Stranger: ashton is the name og guys
    Stranger: of
    You: I guess, :\.
    Stranger: you r male ?
    You: Nope.
    Stranger: do u know ashto chuter?
    Stranger: ashton
    You: haha, n
    You: no
    Stranger: wow , he is the famous actor
    You: ?
    Stranger: actor of hollwood
    You: nvr herd
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: could you send me your image ?
    You: Are you getting a sexual thrill off of this?
    Stranger: ((((((((((((((((
    Stranger: you r crazy
    You: Then my goal is complete.
    You: You just got turned on by a guy.
    You: Good fight.
    You have disconnected.



    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    @Sunday. so... ban on this one or your main?

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    I always say i'm a girl if they say their a boy to see how desperate they are
    This Fire Burns
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeWillBeAvenged View Post
    I always say i'm a girl if they say their a boy to see how desperate they are
    thats what I did lol

    4 sec conversation FTW

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    Stranger: hey what's up?
    You: brb gotta burst a pimple on my hard cock, hope puss doesnt run out of it like last time.

    I got pwned here:
    You: HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: hi
    You: IM CHINESE!!!!


    You: HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: does everyone in china like chinese food?
    You: FUCK YOU!@@!@@

    You: HAIL CHINA!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: i mean, i like chinese food, but having it all the time must get boring
    You: OSAAAAMAAAA HITLAA!!!
    HAILLLL!!!

    You: YOU STOODPID AMYY!!!

    You: CHINAAA!!
    Stranger: 1 billion people, eating all that rice...
    Last edited by shadow2ko; 08-20-2009 at 05:02 PM.



    Quote Originally Posted by Liz View Post
    @Sunday. so... ban on this one or your main?

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    You: hey
    Stranger: hi
    You: i got great news!
    Stranger: WHAT?
    You: I FOUND ATLANTIS!!! =D
    Stranger: OMG
    Stranger: CONGRATULATIONS
    Stranger: WHERE WAS IT
    You: IN MY ANUS! =D=D=D=D
    Stranger: omgggg
    Stranger: no wayyy
    Stranger: i was going to look there
    Stranger: but i wasn't sure
    Stranger: PEACHES!
    You: but seriously
    Stranger: TOMATO
    You: NEVER EVAH EVAH rub a peach on your face
    You: FUCK YOU
    Stranger: whyyy
    Stranger: NO FUCK YOU
    Stranger: jk
    You: seriously
    Stranger: WHAT HAPPENS
    You: that hurts xD
    You: small hairs
    Stranger:
    Stranger: they feel so fluffy though...
    You: yeah
    Stranger: IT'S A TRAP
    You: but they are EVIL
    Stranger: OF COURSE
    Stranger: i should have known
    You: THEY ARE PLOTTING MASSIVE DESTRUCTION!
    Stranger:
    Stranger: NO WAY
    Stranger: BANANAS
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Teh bananas wil save us all!

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Jesus died for your sins.
    You: yeah...
    Stranger: when's the last time you sucked his dick?
    You: some astro jew got nailed to a cross and he came back to life?
    You: unlogical
    Stranger: dicksuckersforsalvation.com
    Stranger: come if you want to be saved through fallatio
    You: wtf? xD
    Stranger: remember
    Stranger: Jesus loves you
    Stranger: and head
    Stranger: mostly head
    Stranger: why not enjoy both?
    You: btwl
    You: i've got sad news
    You: i mean
    You: i've got a tip*
    Stranger: wow two totally different things
    You: DONT EVER rub a peach on your face
    You: i know xD
    You: idk where sad news came from xD
    Stranger: I don't rub peaches on my face
    You: seriously
    Stranger: I rub jesus holy cock on my face
    You: it stings
    You: you're mad aren't ya? xD
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: totally normal
    Stranger: with the load of jesus on my face
    Stranger: ingest his holy wad
    You: haha
    You: you're cool
    Stranger: fuck you faggot
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    WTF!? xD

    Fuck... Double post! SORRY.

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    Stranger: heyyyy babee x
    You: Hiya
    Stranger: from?
    You: England, what car do you have?
    Stranger: lexus u
    You: :@ faggot
    You have disconnected.

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    You: Does this ever creep you out?
    You: :@
    Stranger: no
    You: I usually run away
    You: Sooo.. Scientology?
    Stranger: does this creep u out?
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    #1-
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    You: Hey
    You: Im a girl how about you?
    Stranger: I'm a man ma'am
    You: Lol
    You: so cute
    You: How old?
    Stranger: 15, you?
    You: Me too lol
    You: Area?
    Stranger: Canada, you?
    You: I live in Ontario,Canda
    You: *Canada
    Stranger: Oh
    Stranger: I'M from Toronto
    You: I live in Mississauga
    You:
    Stranger: Cool
    You: Awesome
    You: I send pics?
    Stranger: mm, have you hosted in any image site?
    Stranger: like, imageshack ?
    You: Tinypic
    Stranger: Oh
    You: Owned by the same people
    Stranger: I would love if u send me a pic
    You: Like,Partners
    You: sure
    You: 1 sec
    You: tinypic
    Stranger: Ok
    You: Image - TinyPic - Free Image Hosting, Photo Sharing & Video Hosting
    You: Im very smexy.
    You: You can trust
    Stranger: You are beautiful (:
    You: Ty
    Stranger: Sorry, i have to go ):
    You: Guess what
    Stranger: I'm going to travel
    Stranger: Right now
    You: You have just been turned on by a guy
    You: fuck yiou
    Stranger: lol
    (Guy leaves)
    #2-
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    You: Du hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: I need to make ordah today for the pick ahp pls
    Stranger: ok what can i get ya?
    You: I give you 500
    You: Fish
    Stranger: great
    You: For 9 hamburger
    You: My fat ass wife like them
    Stranger: your total comes to 419.86$
    You: LIKE-A-DOM-AGGGG
    You: LIKE A SOMEBODEEE
    Stranger: sir
    Stranger: sir
    Stranger: stay calm sir
    You: I GIVE YOU FISH MANG
    (Guy leaves)
    #3-
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi
    Stranger: wats up
    You: You boy
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: u girl?
    You: awesome
    You: yes
    Stranger: money
    Stranger: from where?
    You: Us
    Stranger: where in the us
    You: Calif
    Stranger: really?
    Stranger: me too
    You: awesome
    Stranger: yea
    You: I want some ass action
    Stranger: i want some dick action
    Stranger: like ur ass on my dick
    You: Awesome
    You: Yea
    Stranger: and ur pussy
    You: Im gonna be fucking so hardddd
    Stranger: coool
    Stranger: come over
    Stranger: where in cali u from?
    You: I cant really remember
    You: I just moved
    (Other guy left)
    #4-
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hey you a boy?
    Stranger: no
    You: Good
    Stranger: y
    You: I am
    Stranger: ok
    You: Soo
    You: whats going on?
    Stranger: nthing much laid in bed
    Stranger: u?
    You: Nm
    You: I need sex
    You: lol3.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: im a virgin but i play with myself lots
    You: Im virgin
    You: too
    You: lol... sadly
    Stranger: id like a boy in my bum
    You: O *eyebrow raises*
    Stranger: wht
    You: lol nvm
    You: You live in US or Canada?
    Stranger: uk
    You: Good
    You: I do to
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: how old r u
    You: 19
    You: You?
    Stranger: 16
    You: Cool
    You: I live in London, you?
    Stranger: yrkshire
    Stranger: iv bin with grls a bit
    You: Pardon?
    Stranger: iv played wth other grs
    Stranger: grls
    You: o
    You: I wanna see that
    You: Yum
    Stranger: y
    You: I like porn..
    You: lol
    Stranger: i like being licked
    You: i watch know and then
    You: Gawd, sounds hot lol
    You: Whats it feel like?
    Stranger: my friend puts her finger in my bum
    Stranger: its nice
    You: Too bad its not filmed, cause that sounds hot
    Stranger: was nice look add me on msn ok? il b bk in bit
    Stranger: jediknight129@htmail.com xx
    You: K
    You: one sec
    Stranger: brb
    (Other guy left)
    Last edited by HeWillBeAvenged; 08-20-2009 at 08:58 PM.
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