Page 12 of 27 FirstFirst ... 2101112131422 ... LastLast
Results 166 to 180 of 393
  1. #166
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    ah nm theres no new funny ones

  2. #167
    A7X Oblivian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in ur moms basement
    Posts
    1,225
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    56
    well then make some

  3. #168
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    Quote Originally Posted by A7X Oblivian
    all my friend and i did was run past the movie theater rent-a-cop with a bag full of outside food....he thought it was a bomb... tazering insued
    Something funny to do: Get a large Black, unmarked case, and put an analog clock in it. Go into a public area holding it close to your person and shoot nervous glances at everyone that comes near you. I did that at school, and was fortunate enough for that to be the day someone called in a bomb threat.

  4. #169
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    lololool

    did you hear about the guy with that mental condition who got shot at the airport because he hadnt taken his meds?
    i think it was in the us but yah he forgot to take his meds and was freaking out waving like a knife or something and they shot him

  5. #170
    A7X Oblivian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in ur moms basement
    Posts
    1,225
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    56
    i dun like airport security...they carry boxes of gloves everywhere...that's more intemdating than a M16

  6. #171
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    M16's arent really intimidating; They jam too easily. Look at it the wrong way and it won't shoot. Plus it takes about 5 minutes to get them cocked and loaded, so, by the time they can shoot, you're already gone.

    Kalashkinovs are scary, though.

  7. #172
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    what about a studded rubber glove that he slaps on. then tells you to bend over and bite down on a piece of wood

  8. #173
    A7X Oblivian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in ur moms basement
    Posts
    1,225
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    56
    well...where theres an m16...there's bound to be a m9

    ummm....kvmn.....OUCH

  9. #174
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    Not really... Most cops use Glocks or Heckler and Koch pistols (Both of Which dominate). Maybe 1 or 2 faithfuls will break out a Beretta, but not many

  10. #175
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    i thought we were talking about air port security??
    who wip out the gloves and such

  11. #176
    A7X Oblivian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in ur moms basement
    Posts
    1,225
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    56
    Quote Originally Posted by kvmn8
    i thought we were talking about air port security??
    who wip out the gloves and such
    jackal seems to have changed the topic

  12. #177
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    My bad... airport security makes me paranoid.

    Is that Good enough?

  13. #178
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    Jakal No Topic Changing

  14. #179
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    ... I Can't Win!!!

  15. #180
    A7X Oblivian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    in ur moms basement
    Posts
    1,225
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    56
    nope, well maybe..but it'll require some gloves and some rope to tie up kvmn

Page 12 of 27 FirstFirst ... 2101112131422 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Cyanide cures insomnia
    By Scrcrw in forum Showroom
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 07-05-2010, 12:54 AM
  2. cyanide and happiness comics!
    By moralityboy in forum Spammers Corner
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-16-2010, 11:01 PM
  3. Cyanide and Happiness
    By Oneirish in forum General
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-14-2010, 03:20 PM
  4. Cyanide & Happiness In - I love Noodles.
    By CKDC in forum General
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 11-01-2009, 01:08 AM
  5. Cyanide and Happiness
    By d001245 in forum General
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 04-18-2008, 08:36 AM