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    Jokes thread

    Ok i was bored and decided to make a joke thread, i dont have any but im hoping some mpghians do *wink* anyway this thread is pretty basic, just entertain each other, have fun and TELL JOKES!

    Any joke is fine try not to make to many dirty jokes, riddles also accepted

    I have asked dave about this however no response until then lets just have fun ok?
    Last edited by curryisgood; 10-26-2009 at 09:27 AM.


    If I could take your place, I would... I would die for you <3

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    Everyone on mpgh especially the minions, mods etc except the ones who break the rules and are fags.
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    Here's a joke which always gets me laughing: Curryisgood

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    Quote Originally Posted by V I R U S View Post
    Here's a joke which always gets me laughing: Curryisgood
    Couldn't stop laughing bro





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    Quote Originally Posted by V I R U S View Post
    Here's a joke which always gets me laughing: Curryisgood
    xD Is that a you like it or a not? xD


    If I could take your place, I would... I would die for you <3

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    LMAO






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    Some Stupid language mistakes:

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

    In a London Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    Outside a London secon***and shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Spotted in a safari park:
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a London conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

    Notice in a field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)


    People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

    At a Budapest zoo:
    PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

    Doctors office, Rome :
    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Hotel, Acapulco :
    THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.

    In a City restaurant:
    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. Obama

    In a Calcutta Coffee House:
    PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

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    I KNOW A JOKE
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