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    Omegle chat thread

    Lets posts

    Random as hell:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: horny 15 m with cam looking for horny girl
    You: ....
    (2 minutes later)
    You: get a porno mag
    (30 seconds later)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Ello:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: ello
    You: Ello
    (1 minute later)
    You have disconnected.


    The gay man:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    You: HELLO
    You: ANSWER ME FUCKER
    You: MOTHERFUCKING CUNT BAG
    Stranger: hi there 18 gay male
    You: .............
    You have disconnected.


    Silent Cyber Sex:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: sl?
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 19/M/Usa
    Stranger: 18 f uk
    Stranger: cyber sex?
    You: sure
    You: role play
    You: ?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: u start
    You: Your my sister, ok?
    Stranger: ok?
    You: I'll be the older brother
    You: ok starting now
    You: I am home sis (your nude on couch)
    You: Sis put on some cloths
    You: dammit sis do it
    You: Little bitch
    You have disconnected.


    And here is my best of the day its real fucked up.

    Weird bitch:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi stranger
    You: Hello
    You: I am a stranger
    You: So are you
    Stranger: We are all strangers.
    You: I know
    You: I dont even know myself
    You: ):
    Stranger: I know my cat better than myself.
    You: I know my dog better
    Stranger: And the bird outside my vindow better.
    You: I know my benz better than myself
    Stranger: I don't know my bike. I allways crash.
    You: I know you better than you know yourself
    Stranger: You sure do.
    You: I know becuase... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: :O OMG!
    You: YES HAHAHA ITS ME DAD
    Stranger: Hi daddy. Mom's just fucked some random guy.
    You: I just banged a hooker
    Stranger: me 2. And I liked it.
    You: I gave her a facial
    Stranger: Sounds nice. I want one too.
    You: Son your ..... GAY!?!?!
    Stranger: Daughter dady!
    You: Omg a shemale
    Stranger: yeeeeees. And an ugly one too.
    You: Little whore
    Stranger: What can I say? that's me
    You: Now I know why you and mom are so close, becuase you got a cock
    Stranger: she loves it from behind, you should know that. But then again, so do you.
    You: Have you been fucking me in my sleep
    You: ?!?!
    Stranger: You loved it daddy!
    You: Well I suck your tits till you orgasm in your sleep!
    Stranger: Please do that!
    You: I have and videotaped it too.
    Stranger: YOUTUBE it! I want to be famous! Like paris Hilton!
    You: Or Linsay lohan
    Stranger: Or Miley Cyrus.. She's soooo hot!
    You: Yea i know a little contry whore
    Stranger: Well, for every fucked up boy in this fucked up world, for every boy there's a fucked up girl!
    You: YUP
    Stranger: So true. And Miley's my girl.
    You: Where were we... oh yea, Look out your window
    Stranger: Are you there daddy?
    You: No i am in your closet
    You: looking at your porno
    Stranger: GREAT! Can we make some?
    You: Sure
    Stranger: Tonight?
    You: Yea
    Stranger: i'm looking forward to that.
    You: BTW. PUT THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
    Stranger: Who's?
    You: I AM BUFFALO BILL
    Stranger: Rauw.
    You: Do you know what kind of hell i can put you thro
    Stranger: No?
    You: Well I can
    Stranger: I believe you.
    You: I'll cut off you cock and ram it down your thoat!!!!!!
    Stranger: You will? Thanks!
    You: Ok I gtg
    Stranger: Allright.
    You: BTW: Satan loves you!
    You have disconnected.

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    people were posting these ages ago

    btw, i didnt lol at any of them

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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    You: SUCK MY DICK

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    It wasn't funny D=<... And there's an irc quote thread >=v


    Hazedup is the best there ever was

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    Dude, all this shit got started back up because I posted that thread about Omegle being bad for Pedophiles. Then everyone thought they should make a troll thread, it's horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknotn209 View Post
    Dude, all this shit got started back up because I posted that thread about Omegle being bad for Pedophiles. Then everyone thought they should make a troll thread, it's horrible.
    you didnt start shit

    omegle threads have been posted before you me and you were even at mpgh

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyBear View Post
    you didnt start shit

    omegle threads have been posted before you me and you were even at mpgh
    LOL you can't read English, I'm sorry you stupid fucking piece of shit wannabe pot head.
    READ IT AGAIN SLOOOOOWLY. I said it started because I posted that thread which caused Omegle chat to go on again. By the way, go back to jacking off to gay porn and telling people you smoke weed just so you can look cool kid. /clap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknotn209 View Post
    LOL you can't read English, I'm sorry you stupid fucking piece of shit wannabe pot head.
    READ IT AGAIN SLOOOOOWLY. I said it started because I posted that thread which caused Omegle chat to go on again. By the way, go back to jacking off to gay porn and telling people you smoke weed just so you can look cool kid. /clap
    srsly

    i dont think smoking weed makes me any cooler

    and your not the fucking reason it came back

    it always comes back

    your just another fucking retard that things you discovered a new site and want to make people lol, when in reality you fucking fail and nobody thinks your funny. And i dont tell people i smoke weed, they just think i do.

    and yes your right i do jack off to gay porn, lesbians are gay so i dont see why jacking off to lesbians is a problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyBear View Post
    srsly

    i dont think smoking weed makes me any cooler

    and your not the fucking reason it came back

    it always comes back

    your just another fucking retard that things you discovered a new site and want to make people lol, when in reality you fucking fail and nobody thinks your funny. And i dont tell people i smoke weed, they just think i do.

    and yes your right i do jack off to gay porn, lesbians are gay so i dont see why jacking off to lesbians is a problem?
    Lol a fucking retard? Really....because sadly you're the one pretending he's a pot head by making his name SmokeyBear, and trying to act all cool by thinking you know everything. Tisk tisk, you children need to go back to school, seriously. By the way, I know I didn't discover that site you stupid fucking retard, and I fucking fail in reality? I was born and raised in a drug filled neighborhood dumb fuck. An no, lesbians aren't gay, lesbians are by definition homosexual, yes, but when someone refers to the word gay, meaning homosexual he means male on male. Something that you're obviously into.
    I'm done with your antics and this thread, good luck on trying to act tough kiddo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknotn209 View Post
    Lol a fucking retard? Really....because sadly you're the one pretending he's a pot head by making his name SmokeyBear, and trying to act all cool by thinking you know everything. Tisk tisk, you children need to go back to school, seriously. By the way, I know I didn't discover that site you stupid fucking retard, and I fucking fail in reality? I was born and raised in a drug filled neighborhood dumb fuck. An no, lesbians aren't gay, lesbians are by definition homosexual, yes, but when someone refers to the word gay, meaning homosexual he means male on male. Something that you're obviously into.
    I'm done with your antics and this thread, good luck on trying to act tough kiddo.
    my name means im trying to act like pot head?

    what is SmokeyBear

    quick google SmokeyBear and see if it comes up with anything refering to pot

    and srsly gay=homosexual=woman/man

    i dont try and act tough at all in any way

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    I accept with informationu: I just banged a hooker
    Stranger: me 2. And I liked it.
    You: I gave her a facial
    Stranger: Sounds nice. I want one too.
    You: Son your ..... GAY!?!?!
    Stranger: Daughter dady!
    You: Omg a shemale
    Stranger: yeeeeees. And an ugly one too.
    You: Little whore
    Stranger: What can I say? that's me
    You: Now I know why you and mom are so close, becuase you got a cock
    Stranger: she loves it from behind, you should know that. But then again, so do you.
    You: Have you been fucking me in my sleep
    You: ?!?!
    Stranger: You loved it daddy!
    You: Well I suck your tits till you orgasm in your sleep!
    Stranger: Please do that!
    You: I have and videotaped it too.
    Stranger: YOUTUBE it! I want to be famous! Like paris Hilton!
    You: Or Linsay lohan
    Stranger: Or Miley Cyrus.. She's soooo hot!
    You: Yea i know a little contry whore
    Stranger: Well, for every fucked up boy in this fucked up world, for every boy there's a fucked up girl!
    You: YUP
    Stranger: So true. And Miley's my girl.
    You: Where were we... oh yea, Look out your win

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: heyy
    Stranger: how's it goin'?
    You: hello
    Stranger: FUCK YOU WHORE
    You: I am not a Whore
    Stranger: YOU GIT RAPED BY YOUR FUCKIN DAD
    Stranger: GOT*
    Stranger: AND THE POOLBOY
    You: I don't recall that ever happenin
    Stranger: YOU WERE HIGH
    Stranger: ON MARIJUANA
    You: Oh.
    You: Now its coming back to me
    Stranger: JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
    Stranger: WHEN I DID HER
    You: Yeah shes High Alot
    Stranger: CUZ SHE'S A WHORE
    You: No
    You: She's free
    You: $0
    Stranger: OH
    Stranger: THEN SHE CHEATED
    Stranger: THE WHORE
    You: Haha you paid a free whore
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    oo oo and you gotta see this


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Tell me about your deepest secret.
    You: about?
    Stranger: anything
    You: or just the whole thing?
    Stranger: the whole thing
    You: I have no Penis, or Vagina
    Stranger: really?
    You: Yep
    You: What about you?
    Stranger: how does that work?
    You: I urinate out of my Anal Hole
    Stranger: i secretly do every psychoactive drug i can get my hands on
    Stranger: nobody knows
    You: Okay
    You: Well, i g2g Tell the world
    You: cya
    You have disconnected.


    One Last one...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hello
    Stranger: Hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: I'm FANTASTIC
    You: wbu
    Stranger: Haha, that's good
    Stranger: I'm grooveh
    You: Thats nice
    You: now
    You: Tell me
    Stranger: Hm
    You: How old are you
    Stranger: Haha
    Stranger: Try to guess
    You: I dont know
    You: You are probably somewhere Between 1 and 100 Years old
    You: I'm guessing...
    Stranger: Oh, wow
    Stranger: I would never think about it!
    You: wut
    Stranger: Between 1 and 100 years old...
    You: Yes
    You: so
    Stranger: Lol.
    You: I'll guess
    You: 15
    Stranger: Nope
    You: Close?
    Stranger: Yeah, yeah
    You: 14
    Stranger: No
    You: 13
    Stranger: No
    You: 12\
    Stranger: Older, lol
    You: oh
    You: You coulda said that Earlier
    You: Dumbass
    You: 16
    Stranger: Hahaha
    You: 16.
    Stranger: I was having fun though
    Stranger: No, not 16
    You: 17
    You: 18
    You: 19
    You: 120
    You: oops
    You: I mean
    You: 20
    You: 21
    You: 22
    You: 23
    You: 24
    You: 25...
    Stranger: Haha1
    Stranger: *!
    Stranger: Ok, bingo!!
    Stranger: I'm 18
    You: Ok
    Stranger: Sorry, for taking too long to answer
    Stranger: Lol
    Stranger: Poor you
    You: You shoulld be very Sorry
    You: Do you do drugs?
    Stranger: A lot. Why?
    Stranger: Hahah
    You: Sell them?
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: You?
    You: Yes.
    You: Lots
    You: Wanna Buy
    You: I got Weed atm
    Stranger: Sure!
    Stranger: Weed is my favorite
    Stranger: Simple and great
    You: Okay. I've got a Trace on your IP. We are sending Police to your House, and you will be Arrested for Possession of Illegal Drugs
    You: Sorry
    You: Goodbye
    You have disconnected.
    Last edited by Trunky Back-up; 12-15-2009 at 11:49 PM.

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