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    Talking OMG MIRROR

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    Once upon a time was a cool dude called "kvll" ,with a big penis and height of 2.04m he decided to look for the first time in the mirror.
    After searching the damn mirror for about 5 hours,he starts looking in the mirror,suddenly he discovers that he's so fucking cool.this is 1 small part of his monolog.
    -kvll *hysteric omg voice* OMFG !!!!!!!!
    -kvll: OMFG!!!
    -kvll: GOD DAMMIT OMG!!!!
    -mirror: for fuck sake can you something better about you?
    -kvll : For my mom big dick sandwich! I'M SO FUCKING COOOOOOL
    -kvll :srsly mirror I'M SO FUCKING COOL IT'S INCREDIBLE!
    -kvll : but how...4sec later, FUCK ME I'M COOOOL
    Dave *mpgh owner* enters the room.
    -dave : yo dude sup? i was at....OMFG THAT'S YOU IN THE MIRROR?
    -kvll : FUCK YEAH! IT'S ME BUT OMG DUDE
    -kvll : LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOOL
    -dave : i know dude! it's amazing! this mirros is the shit.
    after 5 minutes of yelling ,an mysterious mpgh member enters the room.
    - member : OMG THAT'S YOU DAVE?
    -dave : FUCK YEAH ? AM I COOL?
    -member : YEAH!!!!! CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK?
    -kvll : FUCK NO!!!! IT'S MINE! NOT YOURS
    suddenly kvll attacks the mysterious member and kills him with a tommy gun
    -dave : yo dude why u didn't use my crossfire hack to kill that nabpie?
    -kvll : FUCK YOU! i has the skills! don't need hacks!.
    blablablablablabla 3mins later guess who enters the room? fuck yeah it's Niggaobamaboy.
    -kvll : yo! dave stop wanking...
    -dave : why??
    -kvll : why??? fuck you dude! we have a black spot on our mirror!
    -dave : what the fuck!!! my precious mirror!
    -kvll : Dave bring the windows cleaner fast!!!!
    -dave : ok! i will use my speed hack.
    after 5 minutes dave is not back with the cleaner,and kvll goes for him, in the bathroom kvll finds dave banned.
    -kvll : sorry bro! told you..using h4cks can get your ass pwned.
    kvll sad goes back in front of the mirror to admire himself.
    -kvll : god dammit the black spot is still on the mirror.
    obama in the back
    -obama : yo yo! fool it's me! nigga boy!
    -kvll : nigga what?
    -obama : nigga sanwich
    -kvll ooww i like pie
    -obama : yoyo white boy! give me 5 bucks to buy some crack.
    -kvll : why??
    -obama : becouse
    -kvll : go away,i have a better idea!!!
    -obama :tell me
    -kvll : let's go watch some "Spongebob rape scenes"
    -obama : sure great ideea!
    after 4 hours of spongebob marathon kvll goes to bathroom to take a piss but he suddenly finds that dave is not there!.
    -kvll : WHAT THE FUCK OBAMA! DAVE IS NOT BANNED!
    -obama : shizzles ma nizzles!
    -kvll : huh wut?
    -obama : of course he's not banned! he just got kicked out because he was lagging like hell!.
    -dave : shit bro..my hacks are killing me XD *face*
    -kvll : now let's sing Macarena!
    and this was our mighty story with kvll dave and that black spot obama.
    Whatta fuck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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