Once upon a time was a cool dude called "kvll" ,with a big penis and height of 2.04m he decided to look for the first time in the mirror.
After searching the damn mirror for about 5 hours,he starts looking in the mirror,suddenly he discovers that he's so fucking cool.this is 1 small part of his monolog.
-kvll *hysteric omg voice* OMFG !!!!!!!!
-kvll: GOD DAMMIT OMG!!!!
-mirror: for fuck sake can you something better about you?
-kvll : For my mom big dick sandwich! I'M SO FUCKING COOOOOOL
-kvll :srsly mirror I'M SO FUCKING COOL IT'S INCREDIBLE!
-kvll : but how...4sec later, FUCK ME I'M COOOOL
Dave *mpgh owner* enters the room.
-dave : yo dude sup? i was at....OMFG THAT'S YOU IN THE MIRROR?
-kvll : FUCK YEAH! IT'S ME BUT OMG DUDE
-kvll : LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOOL
-dave : i know dude! it's amazing! this mirros is the shit.
after 5 minutes of yelling ,an mysterious mpgh member enters the room.
- member : OMG THAT'S YOU DAVE?
-dave : FUCK YEAH ? AM I COOL?
-member : YEAH!!!!! CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK?
-kvll : FUCK NO!!!! IT'S MINE! NOT YOURS
suddenly kvll attacks the mysterious member and kills him with a tommy gun
-dave : yo dude why u didn't use my crossfire hack to kill that nabpie?
-kvll : FUCK YOU! i has the skills! don't need hacks!.
blablablablablabla 3mins later guess who enters the room? fuck yeah it's Niggaobamaboy.
-kvll : yo! dave stop wanking...
-dave : why??
-kvll : why??? fuck you dude! we have a black spot on our mirror!
-dave : what the fuck!!! my precious mirror!
-kvll : Dave bring the windows cleaner fast!!!!
-dave : ok! i will use my speed hack.
after 5 minutes dave is not back with the cleaner,and kvll goes for him, in the bathroom kvll finds dave banned.
-kvll : sorry bro! told you..using h4cks can get your ass pwned.
kvll sad goes back in front of the mirror to admire himself.
-kvll : god dammit the black spot is still on the mirror.
obama in the back
-obama : yo yo! fool it's me! nigga boy!
-kvll : nigga what?
-obama : nigga sanwich
-kvll ooww i like pie
-obama : yoyo white boy! give me 5 bucks to buy some crack.
-kvll : why??
-obama : becouse
-kvll : go away,i have a better idea!!!
-obama :tell me
-kvll : let's go watch some "Spongebob rape scenes"
-obama : sure great ideea!
after 4 hours of spongebob marathon kvll goes to bathroom to take a piss but he suddenly finds that dave is not there!.
-kvll : WHAT THE FUCK OBAMA! DAVE IS NOT BANNED!
-obama : shizzles ma nizzles!
-kvll : huh wut?
-obama : of course he's not banned! he just got kicked out because he was lagging like hell!.
-dave : shit bro..my hacks are killing me XD *face*
-kvll : now let's sing Macarena!
and this was our mighty story with kvll dave and that black spot obama.
Whatta fuck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!