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    PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH


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    Tearin' down the road doin' ninety
    in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas
    I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a
    Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast

    I saw the red and blue in my rear view
    So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
    He looked at me in the nose and said:
    "Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
    And I said:
    "PLUH!"

    (in the background) "Uhhh....What'd you say?"
    Stupid....G-Guy, I SAID PLUH!

    Walkin' down the streets in my
    running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
    So that I can find myself parking spot
    I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing
    but his boxers
    And a cap that said:
    "I like tater tots."

    He said something in Latin
    that I didn't understand
    And I thought the worst until
    he pointed at my wrist

    Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
    So I looked at the broken watch, and I said:
    --"Pluh"
    (in the background) "I still don't get it"
    (mumbled)"what the, fucking"
    "I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!"

    "What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of my music!"
    "Okay, Okay"

    "This is heavy"
    "Yep"

    If there ever was a word that you heard
    SO ABSURD
    It could take the place of ANYTHING
    that you could say

    Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
    Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

    So remember the next time you forget
    What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence-
    Don't strain your brain to remember the word
    Instead look 'em right in the nose and
    Tell 'em that the answer is:
    "PLUH!"


    (in background) "Oh I get it!"

    "Yeah, now you know"
    "I SAID PLUH!"

    *belch*

    "Yeah, beat that"

    "Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
    Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
    Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
    Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
    Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
    Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh,
    Pluh"

    "Yes I said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!"

    "Satan, Satan"

    *Indestinguishable mumbling and screaming*