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    Update on my life #3

    Forgot to post yesterdays so I'm doing todays and yesterdays
    Yesterday
    -Nothing much happened I just went to work
    -I did not go to the gym sadly
    -I decided to stock up on some overwatch origins accounts *hint hint $20 big bois* Unless you want the regular overwatch without origins then $10 *Wait for the bf1 I havent gotten them yet*
    -Came home and just browsed the internet

    Today
    -Day off so literally wasted my whole day by myself playing videos games, did not socialize or even went to the gym
    - I legit hate days like these but its whatever
    - Again I did not go to the gym thats the important part, 2 days without going I'ma kms
    P.S overwatch accounts *hint hint, wanna give me a steam account with csgo for overwatch origins its aight too*
    - There are some customers I gotta refund before I am off on my vacation so I want to refund them as soon as possible so I tried selling stuff today to refund them
    - Actually, fuck it I will go to the gym today
    - I am writing this as I go
    - After working out I might try to stock up on some overwatch origins or BF1 accounts. Idk depends how hard I go.

    Todays story
    So there was this milf I saw and my gosh she had the fucking fattest ass I've seen so close up to my face *Do not tell my girlfriend*, I wanted to take a picture to show to my friends. Anyway so that ass was so fat I needed to follow her. So for about a week I stalked her studying all the places she likes to go. I saw that at 7:33 AM Eastern Standard Daylight she likes to order coffee from a specific restaurant all the time. So I went and applied and got hired at the restaurant. When she came to order her coffee I was like alright. I went in the back, but I didn't really make the coffee I was putting on the condom *Extra Small*. Because at the place I don't wear clothes. I have a giant apron that says *Kiss the Waiter*. No one see's shit...well except from the front. When I turn around thats a different story. Anyway I came out and said "Ma'm I am truly sorry but there was an issue with your coffee machine, would you mind coming in the back to help me". As soon as she came in the back and I close the door I FUCKED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HER MAKING HER SCREAM DICKS IN HARAMBE.
    All true I swear to Jewsus Chrisp it's Ozzy Osbourne that all of this happened.


    Get ready for tomorrows story because tomorrow there might be alot going on.
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    Suck a chode ima fuck you till your ass is blue. With love

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    Gay faggot? So gay gay. So opposite opposite. And whats the opposite of opposite? Straight. So you called him straight.

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