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    Update on my life #4

    -So today I went to the Trump tower in New York City and started climbing it to have a private meeting with Trump. BUUUUT the police decided to be a jackass and stop me.
    -Went to McDonalds to get a big mac, BUT they forgot the motherfucking fries. So I pulled a 50 on them. then I said "CAN I PLESE HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKING FRIES". See kids always gotta say please. Gets you far in life. Guess who was there again.... The motherfucking cops, they just arrest anyone who aint white these days.
    - Remembered I have work tomorrow but fuck man. Idc money is money.
    -Gotta go to a friends birthday sunday too
    - Just drank a good ass chocolate milkshake. I tell you man that was a good ass chocolate milkshake, oh shit some of my keyboard is wet from it
    - OH OH SHIT, this morning, no last night at like 4 in the morning my army friend sent a snapchat, I didnt open it until I woke up at like 9. I see part of his left cheek blown off I'm like NIIGGGAA DAAAM. I am currently waiting for him to respond with what happened.

    Todays story
    So back in like 8th grade...pretty sure it was 8th grade. A group of me and my friends were walking and for fun they decided to pretend hitting me. I was backed off into a fence and they surrounded me so there was a guy who saw it all but couldn't tell that they weren't really hitting me since he was far. He started running towards here and my friends saw and they all dipped.I didn't know what to do so I covered my left...no right..one of my eyes to pretend like I was hurt. He came and said "Do you need me to call the ambulance?!?!!" I'm like no no, thank you sir I am fine. Well after him buggin me, he left me alone and I regrouped with my friends. We decided to go to someones house to play some xbox and a cop pulls up beside us and said "Have you guys seen a group of guys" and were like "no officer" and he just rides away. We just ended up laughing our ass off. Then I started fucking the milf in the back from yesterdays story again HONEST TO CTHULHU IT HAPPENED.

    Listen dawg I'm 15 I was in jail for 4 years and still in 3rd grade. I run these streets.
    I'ma start doing videos too now ENJOY
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8rk...vyETNg&index=2
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    I stopped when I saw "Trump".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    I stopped when I saw "Trump".
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    NOOO SKIP THE TRUMP PART THEN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post


    NOOO SKIP THE TRUMP PART THEN
    okay .

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    Nice dude i likey

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    vote for trump
    THANK IF I HELPED!


    Eazy-E: Hey, ya'll lookin for Felicia?

    Felicia's Man: She in there or what?

    Eazy-E: She kinda preoccupied with some real nigga dick.

    Felicia's Man: [Revealing the gun] The fuck you say little nigga?

    Eazy-E: [Comes out with a machine gun, Cube and Ren behind him with guns too] I said, she got a muthafuckin dick in her mouth nigga!


    THANK IF I HELPED!


    THANK IF I HELPED!

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    Did i just saw a N.W.A superfan say "vote for trump" ? WHAT THE HECK IM DONE


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