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    Write ur darkest joke down

    Write down your darkest jokes

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    A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

    The librarian said:Fu** Off, you wont bring it back.




    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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    so a man walked into a bar, it was pitch black...
    Make sure to refer "LunaFr0st" when ordering your Fitbit SE using the link below






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    Hitler : "I said glass of juice!, not gas the jews. god damn it guys"

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    Game cheating scripting language: MPGH thread here





     






     

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    Some nice jokes in here lol

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    Whats the difference between tires and black peoples?
    The tires wont start to sing if you put them in chains

    How you get 100 jews in an vw golf? In the ashtray

    Ok this one is really sick
    Difference between a pizza and an jew? The pizza will not cry if you throw them into an oven

    Nice im an german who makes racist jokes im an cliche XD

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    I got one.




    I was born.

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    THESE ARE GOOD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackhandal View Post
    Whats the difference between tires and black peoples?
    The tires wont start to sing if you put them in chains

    How you get 100 jews in an vw golf? In the ashtray

    Ok this one is really sick
    Difference between a pizza and an jew? The pizza will not cry if you throw them into an oven

    Nice im an german who makes racist jokes im an cliche XD
    THESE ARE GOOD..

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    I WAS BORN 2 BTW

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    that was a good one

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    How do you know a truck is from France?
    There is humans stuck on the front.


    Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
    You don't cum inside a sandwich before you eat it.

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    What's the similarity between food and dark humor?
    Not everyone gets it.

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    Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
    You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huntersteel4 View Post
    Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
    You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
    y not 3 bombs?

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