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    18+!!!! [Guide] How to Fap

    Now I looked at the Forum Rules and I found nothing about this thread thats bad.
    18 PLUS ONLY, IF YOUR 10 AND YOUR READING THIS, EXIT OUT NOWWWWWW I WARNED YOU, 18 PLUS ONLY, IF YOUR 10 AND YOUR READING THIS, EXIT OUT NOWWWWWW I WARNED YOU, 18 PLUS ONLY, IF YOUR 10 AND YOUR READING THIS, EXIT OUT NOWWWWWW I WARNED YOU
    Now faping is basically pleasing your private area, or as you guys know, Wacking your penis. Some kids start fapping when they are at a very young age, some start when they are epically old. I will teach you how to Fap, and how not to get caught.


    1. Lubrication
    You must lubricate your penis so you can get some serious wacking, The natural human lube is your spit. Basically spit on your penis, It is not gross, you will find out when you are having action. Spit is the fastest and easiest to clean up. The only problem is that it dries out pretty fast, so you gotta spit alot. Lotion is the best for real time fappers. I can't use this because my GF asks me why my penis smells like flowers and why it tastes like acid. . Soap is the next. I do not recommend soap. It will last the longest but it will irritate your skin like hell. If you don't wash the soap off, it will itch, the worst side effect is your penis has flaky skin.


    2. Porn
    Now porn just turns you on and makes you erect. Real time fapper can picture porn in there head and ejaculate. If you have people in your house, make sure to use headphones if you like video porn and epic moaning. Other people, porn magazine + Bathroom = Win.

    3. Not getting caught

    Getting caught isn't like in the porno, some hot girl catches you and you get a Blow Job. Usually its your parents / GF and you get a epic punishment. The first step is finding a good time. Usually when your alone its the best. During the night when they are asleep is also good. When people are busy and will not bother you is also good. You want to be prepared to shut the porn off and zip your pants up. If your in the basement or someones above you. Listen to the floor creaking. If someones coming the floor will creak and this is the signal to pull your pants up. If someones in your house, do not using headphones. You will not be able to hear them coming. Turn your volume off and enjoy.

    4. Clean up time

    Cleaning up is the worst part. After you ejaculate or are done, take a kleenex and clean it up. Depending on what kind of person you are. Some people give there computers facials and some don't.

    I warned people its 18+, This is in Spam and this is Spam. I did nothing wrong
    Delete if you think its bad

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    Another way >>some<< people clean up, is to drink (or eat) there cum, they wipe it off there pubes or penis, and lick it off there finger, faster way then getting a kneenex, it's not harmful, it may seem gross, but its a body's natural thing to do, so, it may be frowned upon, but shouldn't be bad...
    I will say that I have done this before, and it's way easier... but don't anymore

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    Holy shit. Closest thing to porn on MPGH-- a guide on how to jack off /
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    Shut the fuck up insane you pussy bitch.
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    Shut the fuck up kid, everything that comes out of your mouth sounds retarded as fuck.

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    W D F IMONLY 13 u could atleast tell what fap means in the tittle -.-

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    if i fapped to this does that make me gay?


    KIDDING
    but seriously, who doesent know how to jack off?

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    this is fucked up

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    .... but im 17 1/2 XD fapping

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    Quote Originally Posted by HackTesteR View Post
    Another way >>some<< people clean up, is to drink (or eat) there cum, they wipe it off there pubes or penis, and lick it off there finger, faster way then getting a kneenex, it's not harmful, it may seem gross, but its a body's natural thing to do, so, it may be frowned upon, but shouldn't be bad...
    I will say that I have done this before, and it's way easier... but don't anymore
    dude if you drink your own cum THAT IS SCREWED UP

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    Quote Originally Posted by studguy5 View Post
    .... but im 17 1/2 XD fapping
    I started fapping when i was 7, Haz a problem?

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    hahaha me when i was 10. ^^

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    this is by far the most epic thread i have read on MPGH. FUCK.


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