Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 21
  1. #1
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104

    Exclamation The Horse Tunnel

    Tuesday, April 11, 2006

    Moof: i see the hoses that live next to me walking around
    Moof: giving people horse rides
    Moof: they live right next to a golf course
    Moof: and i see them riding around the outside of the golf course
    Moof: maybe 15 or so of them all walking
    Moof: and a lot of the time i see them on the opposite side of the road to my apartments
    Moof: it is a 20mph speed limit road but it gets busy
    Moof: and i always wondered how they cross the road
    Moof: and today
    Moof: i found
    Moof: A HORSE TUNNEL
    Moof: UNDER THE ROAD
    Moof: THAT IS HOW THEY GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
    Moof: A HORSE TUNNEL
    Moof: DO YOU SEE
    Livestock: A HORSE TUNNEL????
    Moof: yes
    Moof: under the road
    Moof: more like a bridge maybe
    Livestock: that is absurd!!!
    Moof: i know
    Moof: i know i know
    Livestock: honestly that can't be true
    Moof: i will take a photograph
    Livestock: please by all means
    Moof: i believe it is also how golf carts get across the road
    Moof: but i am not 100% sure yet
    Moof: also if that is the case i do not know which has right of way a golf cart or a horse
    Thursday, April 13, 2006

    Moof: i investigated the horse tunnel
    Moof: it is smaller than i had thought
    Moof: i am more and more worried about the horse and golf cart situation
    Livestock: did you go through it??
    Moof: no not yet
    Livestock: do you worry that horses will get stuck inside it
    Moof: well no unless too many try to go through at once
    Livestock: do you think that might happen
    Moof: but whenever i see them walking about they are in a long line
    Moof: not side by side
    Moof: well no i don't think that we should worry about that
    Moof: not yet
    Moof: whenever i see them walking about there are people on the horses
    Moof: unless they are in their pen
    Livestock: moof please keep me posted on any further developments with the horse tunnel
    Moof: i will
    Moof: i am still in the early stages of investigation
    Moof: i am thinking about sneaking into the horse pen while they are sleeping
    Moof: and attaching a camera to a horse
    Moof: and maybe tip some horses too while i am there
    Livestock: moof you cannot do that
    Livestock: for when you tip the horse you cease to be investigating a mystery
    Livestock: you become part of the mystery
    Livestock: you become that which you want to solve
    Livestock: and it will drive you mad
    Livestock: i have seen it happen far too many times
    Moof: do you know many people who have tipped horses
    Livestock: yes, far too many
    Moof: i had no idea
    Livestock: now you understand me
    Moof: yes
    Monday, April 17, 2006

    Moof: i am still planning on looking at the horse tunnel
    Livestock: this is fascinating
    Livestock: do you think you'll ever go through it
    Moof: not on the first visit obviously
    Moof: it is more like a bridge really
    Moof: than a tunnel
    Livestock: well
    Livestock: okay
    Moof: i am not certain though
    Moof: i have been studying google maps to find its exact location
    Moof: with the satellite view
    Moof: i think i found it
    Moof: the puzzle is i always see the horses walking on the golf course to the left of the road
    Moof: and so i believe they have some kind of tunnel to cross the road
    Livestock: horses on a golf course???
    Moof: yes well on the edges
    Livestock: what if you find something
    Livestock: in the tunnel
    Livestock: something terrible and ancient
    Moof: that is something i have also considered
    Moof: which is why i am planning on making my girlfriend go in first
    Livestock: that is a wise decision
    Moof: yes i think so


    Both moof and his girlfriend went missing 10 days lalter, they nor the tunnel they investigated were ever found

  2. #2
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    O.o I believe I am now dumber having read that.
    maybe i got dain bramage.
    i dunno.
    Take me done, Im home.

  3. #3
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    Dammit That Was A Valid Scientific Investigation

  4. #4
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    Good point...
    But it was pretty freakin dumb.

  5. #5
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    No It Was Almost Solved But Th Investigatars Went Missing Damnit

  6. #6
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    They obviously deserved it.

  7. #7
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    THEY did NOTHING to the horse tunnel NOTHING

  8. #8
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    They should've. That is why they had it coming.

  9. #9
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    NO LIES AND SLANDER LIES AND SLANDER damit

  10. #10
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    Quote Originally Posted by kvmn8
    NO LIES AND SLANDER LIES AND SLANDER damit
    You forgot bloodshed.
    LIES AND SLANDER AND BLOODSHED.

  11. #11
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    the evestigators died without reason

  12. #12
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    They were living in sin and needed to be punished for their undying transgressions against God.

  13. #13
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    no more LIES AND SLANDER, you sir destroy there image without reason

  14. #14
    Jackal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    The Rooftops
    Posts
    1,096
    Reputation
    14
    Thanks
    135
    I have a reason. They called me ugly in third grade.

  15. #15
    Threadstarter
    MPGH Expert
    kvmn8's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    PANTS
    Posts
    1,157
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    104
    that sir is because YOU ARE therefore they were justified in that statement

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 6
    Last Post: 12-08-2008, 01:57 PM
  2. Post the scariest shit you have seen!
    By arunforce in forum General
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 08-18-2007, 12:16 AM
  3. Does the Firefly skin Suck?
    By Dave84311 in forum General
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 02-10-2007, 07:49 AM
  4. Plz I Want Maple Global Hacks And Where Do I Get Game Engine 2 Make The Hacks Work???
    By mattinthehat in forum MapleStory Hacks, Cheats & Trainers
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 01-15-2006, 07:12 PM
  5. Two Biggest Spammers on the forums!
    By Dave84311 in forum General
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 01-02-2006, 09:39 AM