Granted but you play them obsessively for days because they brainwash you. You go missing for several weeks and you are eventually captured by police after trying to rob a store, claiming that the store was "holding you Exp. hostage".
I wish I could dance well enough to make people say "damn! thats good!"
Granted, but as soon as they are supported Microsoft covers them up and sues them out their asses because it has a choke-hold on most of the computer world... (is this one too far from the truth?)
I wish I could listen to my favorite radio station all over the world without ever loosing signal.
It's a little too far from the truth. If developers decided to make games linux compatible, microsoft couldn't do jack-shit about it. Look at ID software, most all of their games have patches that make them work for linux.
Granted, the radio station goes out of business.
I wish I could wish for whatever I wanted without any corruption whatsoever.
Granted, but your brain was pecked out by mutant birds, your heart was fine but without a brain a hearts useless, and you got courage, but too much courage sent you into a dragons cave and you were eaten alive... You went home but as a spookey ghostey.