Granted, your sent back in time for 2 minutes, and re-read the previous page, but dave announces anyone who ever timetravels is moved to the cocksucksers group. Because of your dis-like of the cock sucers group you make 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 threads about it and get banned 1 day for each, which is 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 days. after that you come back online to discover the internet doesnt exist anymore, because your the only person left on earth, we all moved to mars to escape your cock-sucker-ness. when you try to follow us to the new internet, you forget to bring food in the rocket, but you bring plunty of water, so your hunger makes you insane, though you dont die, because the rocket is just a halusination and you wake up in the rocket right before it crash lands. Which is also a halusination. What realy happened was you landed safely and still had extra food, but you still went insane from the syphilis you got from raping the dead guy back on earth before you left. So you still go insane. And then you suddently sit up in your bead and releaized the whole thing was a dream then had a heart attack and died.
I wish for the granter of this wish to make it the most corrupt wish ever with under 3 words.