granted...maybe tomorrow (srsly, i might get one tomorrow)
but you use the keygen on everything, and get bant from every game and program cuz they all bootlegged. now all you have on your computer is an old pong game
granted, but the 8-foot high console tips over while you're playing it, thereby Killing you.
I wish the ET atari game had never been released. EVER.
granted, but it turns out that you are the heir to the guy who invented that game, who got rich off it. now you have no money and have to live in a cardboard box with a guy who thinks elenor roosevelt stole his couch