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    I'm bored

    POST YOUR MOMMA JOKES HERE!
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    I am an American and I was born and raised in the Deep South. I am constantly the target of "Yo Mamma" jokes and I dont like them.

    My sister finds them particularly hurftul.

    "I really screwed up this time."
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    hmmm.....
    Just post them.
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    YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPd ON THE WEIGHT SCALE IT SAID "TO BE CONTINUED..

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    So, so generic.
    Your momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie. *wookie noise*
    Your momma's so stupid she stole free bread from a sample stool.
    Your momma's so stupid climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
    You momma is so fat, she ate a yellow school bus and thought it was a chip.
    You momma is so fat she starved in *insert a supermarket*.

    Loads more. I could just spam these all day long.
    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post

    It's funny how everyone comes to MPGH with their problems


    Fuck her and get it over with..
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    Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bitches. View Post
    hmmm.....
    Just post them.
    If you didn't get that, then you are the inbred mongo that the joke's talking about.

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    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE MAKES SUMO WRESTLERS LOOK ANOREXIC

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    I fuckin hate yo momma jokes.
    They are annoying, and overused.
    People try to "Comeback" at you with a yo momma joke.
    It's like "Dude, you gotta make fun of my mom when she isn't here? You to pussy to make fun of somebody infront of their face?"
    Just pisses me off.
     

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    Your momma's so fat. She's fat.
    P1: Dude whats you mom's name?
    Victim: *Insert name*
    P1: How'd you spell it?
    P2: *Jots down* Like this?
    P1: Yeah.
    P3: Dude, you spelt it wrong, its spelt O-B-E-S-E.
    Last edited by FangedBeast; 06-08-2011 at 02:28 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post

    It's funny how everyone comes to MPGH with their problems


    Fuck her and get it over with..
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    Quote Originally Posted by FangedBeast View Post
    Your momma's so fat. She's fat.
    P1: Dude whats you mom's name?
    Victim: *Insert name*
    P1: How'd you spell it?
    P2: *Jots down* Like this?
    P1: Yeah.
    P3: Dude, you spelt it wrong, its spelt O-B-E-A-S-E.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by FangedBeast View Post
    Your momma's so fat. She's fat.
    P1: Dude whats you mom's name?
    Victim: *Insert name*
    P1: How'd you spell it?
    P2: *Jots down* Like this?
    P1: Yeah.
    P3: Dude, you spelt it wrong, its spelt O-B-E-A-S-E.
    DId you mean obese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irie View Post

    It's funny how everyone comes to MPGH with their problems


    Fuck her and get it over with..
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    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE'S YOUR MOM.

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