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    Zen Master

    How many Zen masters does it take the screw in a light bulb?
     
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    Enough to give a shit about light bulbs and stop meditating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    Enough to give a shit about light bulbs and stop meditating.
    Agree with him...

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    None . They can't screw in a light bulb, screw the fucking light bulb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    Enough to give a shit about light bulbs and stop meditating.
    I Agree 100%





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    Does anyone have the answer ?

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    0 they dont need light bulbs, they use candles

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    Da fuck is a zen master brah .


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    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
    I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER

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    It's wrong yo.
     
    I smoke dix daily.
    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MC² View Post
    0 they dont need light bulbs, they use candles
    Smart man!

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