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    Just a joke I found

    THE PHONE CALL



    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg,rrriiiinnnngg,**

    Hello?'

    'Hi honey. This is Daddy.

    Is Mommy near the phone?'





    'No Daddy.

    She's upstairs in the bedroom
    with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause, Daddy says,







    'But honey, you haven't got
    an Uncle Paul.'



    'Oh yes I do,
    and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'




    Brief Pause.





    'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do....
    Put the phone down on the table;
    run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door;
    and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'



    'Okay Daddy; just a minute.'




    A few minutes later,


    the little girl comes back to the phone.



    'I did it Daddy.'



    'And what happened honey?'


    'Well, Mommy got all scared;
    jumped out of bed
    with no clothes on;
    and ran around screaming.


    Then she tripped over the rug;
    hit her head on the dresser;
    and now she isn't moving at all!'


    'Oh my God!!!

    What about your Uncle Paul?'


    'He jumped out of the bed
    with no clothes on, too.
    He was all scared
    and he jumped out of the back window
    into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't know
    that you took out the water
    last week to clean it.
    He hit the bottom of the pool
    and I think he's dead.'



    *** Long Pause ***






    *** Longer Pause ***








    Then Daddy says,




    'Swimming pool?



    Is this 486-5731?'



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    lool they're are lots like this did u find this on killsometime?
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    Lawl, you don't know how many times i ve heard this joke!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemons44 View Post
    Lawl, you don't know how many times i ve heard this joke!!
    Yes, I do.

    About 2514 times was it?

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    lol thats funny

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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    lol wtf is scope?
    mouthwash?
    EPIC FAIL.

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!

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