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    The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny

    Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
    Tokyo city like a big plaiiground
    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
    And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
    Before it could make it back to the batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
    And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
    But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    (Chorus)
    This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
    And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
    When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
    Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
    While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
    Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
    Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

    (Chorus)
    This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown...

    Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
    Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
    Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
    Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
    Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
    As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
    But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
    And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
    Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
    And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
    And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
    And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
    Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
    Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
    Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
    All came out of nowhere lightning fast
    And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
    It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
    With civilians looking on in total awe
    The fight raged on for a century
    Many lives were claimed but eventually
    The champion stood the rest saw the better
    Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

    (Chorus)
    This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
    This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
    This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
    This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny

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    where???????/

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    LMAO YOU'RE BANNED.
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